"I want two hearts with my kids names in it.... all I have is $60."
"Well, you can't get it for 60. I can do two small hearts and their names in small block letters around it for 60."
"Ok. Well I want one here where my elbow bends and one on the other arm."
"Oh...kay... so you don't want the two hearts together?"
"Yeah, one on each arm. I just quit doing drugs so I want them where I used to shoot up."
"Uhh. Hmm, well as small as the hearts and names have to be to keep it at $60, they won't look very good there. It's a hard place to heal."
"Oh, you know what? I only have $40. Can you still do it for $40?"
"No."
"Can I just get the names for $40? I spent $80 on this one."
"If you feel like you got a great deal on that $80 tribal butterfly, why did you come to this shop?"
"My friends come here."
"Ok. Whatever. I can do two small names for $40. It's a bad idea to try to put them in your arm ditch."
"Oh... how about one on each tit? Real low, over the nipple."
"...."
"You think you can cover these stretch marks? I want to do a band of pink leopard stripes... no, that's not it..... pink TIGER stripes that goes all the way around my body to cover them up. How much would that cost?"
"About $2000."
"Oh, wow. That's a lot. I'll have to think about that."
"You need to stop talking so I can tattoo this."
"Oh, sorry."
"...."
"So I want a satanic tattoo. My family killed Jesus. I want something anti-christ. My families last name is Pharisee, and see, you know, they killed Jesus. I'm Jewish. And I want a satanic tattoo like that. I'm the Antichrist. You think you could tattoo something like that?"
"Err... you tell me what you want that's satanic, and I'll draw it."
"How much do you think it would cost?"
"I have no idea."
"Well, I'm the Antichrist and I want a tattoo like that."
"Ok."
"I bet you have lots of girls that flirt with you."
"Yeah, my GIRLfriend thinks that, too. You need to stop talking so I can finish this tattoo, ok?"
"It doesn't even hurt on my tits!"
"..."
"Can I have your business card so I can come back to you for a satanic tattoo?"
"Yeah, my name is Gene."
"Thanks Gene! I'll see you soon!"
"Well, you can't get it for 60. I can do two small hearts and their names in small block letters around it for 60."
"Ok. Well I want one here where my elbow bends and one on the other arm."
"Oh...kay... so you don't want the two hearts together?"
"Yeah, one on each arm. I just quit doing drugs so I want them where I used to shoot up."
"Uhh. Hmm, well as small as the hearts and names have to be to keep it at $60, they won't look very good there. It's a hard place to heal."
"Oh, you know what? I only have $40. Can you still do it for $40?"
"No."
"Can I just get the names for $40? I spent $80 on this one."
"If you feel like you got a great deal on that $80 tribal butterfly, why did you come to this shop?"
"My friends come here."
"Ok. Whatever. I can do two small names for $40. It's a bad idea to try to put them in your arm ditch."
"Oh... how about one on each tit? Real low, over the nipple."
"...."
"You think you can cover these stretch marks? I want to do a band of pink leopard stripes... no, that's not it..... pink TIGER stripes that goes all the way around my body to cover them up. How much would that cost?"
"About $2000."
"Oh, wow. That's a lot. I'll have to think about that."
"You need to stop talking so I can tattoo this."
"Oh, sorry."
"...."
"So I want a satanic tattoo. My family killed Jesus. I want something anti-christ. My families last name is Pharisee, and see, you know, they killed Jesus. I'm Jewish. And I want a satanic tattoo like that. I'm the Antichrist. You think you could tattoo something like that?"
"Err... you tell me what you want that's satanic, and I'll draw it."
"How much do you think it would cost?"
"I have no idea."
"Well, I'm the Antichrist and I want a tattoo like that."
"Ok."
"I bet you have lots of girls that flirt with you."
"Yeah, my GIRLfriend thinks that, too. You need to stop talking so I can finish this tattoo, ok?"
"It doesn't even hurt on my tits!"
"..."
"Can I have your business card so I can come back to you for a satanic tattoo?"
"Yeah, my name is Gene."
"Thanks Gene! I'll see you soon!"
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thanks for the ride and the art work, yo.