New Year's resolutions are for suckers.
I will not make any resolutions this year becuase I never keep them. All I am doing is setting myself up for failure. Besides, I seem to thrive on peoples low expectations of me. If I don't get shit done, then it's no big surprise. However, if I do get motivated and accomplish something big, then it shocks the hell out of them. The only drawback to this is that their expectations of me will go higher and I'll have to knock that down again.
Anyways, since I made no resolutions, don't expect anything from me. However, don't be surprised if I:
-Get into shape
-Win Federal Stooge of the month/year
-Bring peace to the Middle East
-Create a cure for the common cold
-Use my super-human powers to save hundreds from a burning building
Ok, maybe bringing peace to the Middle East was a bit of a reach..
I will not make any resolutions this year becuase I never keep them. All I am doing is setting myself up for failure. Besides, I seem to thrive on peoples low expectations of me. If I don't get shit done, then it's no big surprise. However, if I do get motivated and accomplish something big, then it shocks the hell out of them. The only drawback to this is that their expectations of me will go higher and I'll have to knock that down again.
Anyways, since I made no resolutions, don't expect anything from me. However, don't be surprised if I:
-Get into shape
-Win Federal Stooge of the month/year
-Bring peace to the Middle East
-Create a cure for the common cold
-Use my super-human powers to save hundreds from a burning building
Ok, maybe bringing peace to the Middle East was a bit of a reach..
~cheers