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I have returned.

I finally got a working com. The Man in Brown delivered it this afternoon. I had a feeling it would arrive today, but I had a few false alarms before it got here. This morning I was taking a shower when I heard knocking at the door. I jumped out of the shower and ran naked into the living room. I peeped thru my peephole and saw it was the apartment maintenance man who had brought a plexiglass light cover for the one that fell, nearly decapitating me before shattering on the kitchen floor. Of course, I told him my current situation and he left the cover for me to pick up and install myself when I was adequately dressed.

False Alarm #2 happened a few hours later when I was playing HSG Fore! on my PS2 when there came a rapping at my door. I peeked thru the hole again and saw a middle-aged man wearing casual clothing. I opened the door and the first question out of his mouth was, "If you were to die in the next 20 seconds, do you know where your soul will go?" I thought a bit about this question and finally told him that I didn't know where my soul would go. "Wouldn't you like to go to Heaven, to recieve Salvation?" "I don't want Salvation. I want my goddamn computer." I wish I had really said that, but the diplomatic me answered the door instead. It might have cut our conversation a bit shorter. But after 5 mins of failed persuasion to have me accept J.C. as my personal savior, he left, promising to "pray for my soul." As I closed the door, I reflected back on what just happened and couldn't help but wonder...where is my computer, goddamn it!

Finally, 2 hours later...an angel dressed in brown arrived bearing gifts of a new computer with a printer/scanner. I fell to my knees, gave thanks and accepted Dell as my personal savior.