I need motivation. I'm not getting things done, and some of these things are minor stuff like housework. I don't know why, but I just don't feel like doing anything. Pa always had a sure-fire way to get us kids motivated, but since he ain't here, I need to rely on the help of others. Friends, enemies, and complete strangers off the street...you can help motivate me.
All you have to do is give me a good kick in the ass. Usually one kick does it, but a few more won't hurt. That's why I implore all of you to give me one swift foot in the seat.
Friends, don't hold back for fear of hurting me and my feelings. If you asked me to give you a boot to the bum, I most certainly would.
Enemies, here's your chance to strike me without fear of retalliation.
However, there are rules:
1) One person at a time. No gang-ups.
2) One kick, and one kick only.
3) Kicks are limited to the posterior. Kicks to other regions are prohibited.
These rules apply to everyone. Any deviation from these rules will most certainly motivate me quickly to kick YOUR ass.
Once again, I ask you to help motivate me and kick me in the ass. Please?
All you have to do is give me a good kick in the ass. Usually one kick does it, but a few more won't hurt. That's why I implore all of you to give me one swift foot in the seat.
Friends, don't hold back for fear of hurting me and my feelings. If you asked me to give you a boot to the bum, I most certainly would.
Enemies, here's your chance to strike me without fear of retalliation.
However, there are rules:
1) One person at a time. No gang-ups.
2) One kick, and one kick only.
3) Kicks are limited to the posterior. Kicks to other regions are prohibited.
These rules apply to everyone. Any deviation from these rules will most certainly motivate me quickly to kick YOUR ass.
Once again, I ask you to help motivate me and kick me in the ass. Please?
I would only kick you in the ass if you were sitting on a little blue tray next to me on a ice hill, and needed a good start.
The hissing roaches are indeed very interesting however, I would not choose something to reside with me that is more vocal than myself, or the dog.
~cheers
~cheers