I had Kung Pao chicken for lunch yesterday and read my fortune cookie. Then it hit me....misfortune cookies.
"Nobody loves you, so go ahead and buy that gun."
"Rejection is in your future, including your donated organs."
"Your vivid imagination never saw the bus of reality coming."
I guess I'll stick to my day job..
"Nobody loves you, so go ahead and buy that gun."
"Rejection is in your future, including your donated organs."
"Your vivid imagination never saw the bus of reality coming."
I guess I'll stick to my day job..