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Halloween Special Edition

Costume

Yeah yeah I wanted to go as a fat ugly redneck but none of my nice shirts were clean. Evidently even in my nice shirt I was not "dressed" enough and could not walk around looking like I always do.

I found a "compromise", which for me means no one wins and everyone shuts the hell up.

The Vig

I am a firm believer that no matter how cushy I manage to make their sorry ass lives most of the time, kids WILL learn that sooner or later ya gotta pay the piper.

Happy Fucking Halloween!

And yeah, the longer I go without sex the worse my mood and the better YOU look.

Fuck fishing.