The gate is to prevent cord pulling/drink spilling. My friend yelled to me, "he's got a stick in his mouth!" she was all panicky and shit. Username checks out. What more can a man want. step 1 - adopt a baby with him. PEDO: Protect Everything Dad Owns. Maybe there was another adult there to entertain the tyke? Love the setup, but I'd be paranoid as hell about knocking the tower over the railing! She drew on her infant sister and told their mother that the infant had done it and suggested that maybe they should give the baby away (she was the youngest for too long, hated the attention the new baby got). My right eye is twitching a bit.