brynhild

1) My beloved car has broken down, and not many people know how to fix old cars, it sucks.

2)I'm currently obsessed with the Bruce Springsteen song "Downbound Train." If I ever get a dog, I will name it "The Boss", or perhaps my firstborn son. Wait- I'm not going to have children.

3) It's springtime, and everone is happy and mating. I'm not.

4)Don't you feel like you're a rider on a downbound train?

5)I had a dream last night that my friend somehow bought my a three-some for my birthday (with guaranteed orgasm.) I was quite excited until I woke up and realized I had drooled all over my pillow and my face.

I got a bad desire...oh, oh, oh...I'm on fire.