Fuck me. Remember when snow days were the greatest shit on earth? You'd wake up, turn on the TV or radio, and pray that your school had been crushed in an avalanche? We're looking at the potential for 10 inches of snow today. My college is shut down until four. Sounds like a good thing, right? Problem is I was supposed to speak to a guidance councilor today at two to pick out courses for next spring. Mind you, my appointment is as late in the year as it is, because my normal councilor had to get emergency surgery. I will be there at two, and if I dont have my appointment, I will begin randomly clubbing people and eating their bones.
coco:
what about the meat? are you gonna just eat the bones and cast aside the carcasses? waste not want not, that's what i always say.