50 Things You might not know about me
1. On any given day, my height ranges between 62 and 63. Weird.
2. I have size 12 or 13 feet depending on the brand.
3. I never heard anything by Led Zeppelin, besides Immigrant Song, until I was 21.
4. I nearly lost my ability to walk when I was four, and again at six, when I was stricken with a then unknown virus.
5. I sang in an awful, very short lived grindcore band, known as The Pukes.
6. I attended no less than 10 schools before I had graduated from high school.
7. I was a boy scout in the worst troop in the Abanaki council.
8. I live in the house where the round tooth pick, with square sides was invented.
9. I have never been arrested.
10. Ive gotten drunk in a funeral home.
11. Ive watched an autopsy.
12. Said autopsy led me to become a vegetarian.
13. Though I also had a crush on a very attractive vegetarian, and Im sure that had a lot to do with that.
14. I coined the Lewiston colloquialism moose shit, meaning that you are so drunk that you are lower on the social/intellectual ladder than a pile of moose feces, dood, lets ripped fuckin moose shit dood.
15. During the El Nino ice storm of 1997, I was nearly killed when, while sitting in my living room drinking coffee, I bent down to stir in some sugar, when a very large branch crashed through the window, right where my head was only a second before.
16. I am distantly related to Jesse James. But then again, who isnt?
17. I once played Dr. Mario until I reached level 23. I had no life.
18. That was last summer.
19. I am a very quiet person.
20. A Jehovahs Witness called me a cracker and told me to take the goddamn book one day, after I told him I was not interested in a small copy of the book of Psalms.
21. I have a lawn gnome on my stereo.
22. My brother was kicked out of the Just Say No Club because he missed a meeting.
23. I was kicked out of a Presbyterian Sunday School and Preschool when I was like four or five for refusing to sing Mary Had A Little Lamb.
24. I was mauled by a pack of golden retrievers when I was 15.
25. Under normal circumstances I do not like to be touched by people unless I really know them well.
26. When I was 14, an operator for 911 asked me what sex my mother was, when I called after she cracked her head open while having a seizure.
27. I have witnessed the horror that is Henry Rollins when he is wooing one of the ladyfolk. He was twirling around lamp posts for her. I shot him in the ass with my squirt gun.
28. I have been known to sleepwalk.
29. I am mildly dyslexic.
30. My familys motto is Spuete in unm manum cupete in alter.
31. I have to come up with 20 more things that you may not know about me.
32. I didnt get my drivers license until I was 21.
33. I have seen ghosts and UFOs
34. Ive slept in an abandoned narrow gauge railroad car on several occasions.
35. I was told I couldnt play on a high school floor hockey team because I hadnt slept with a cheerleader.
36. I do not drink coffee very often.
37. I have a thing against Scranton, Pennsylvania, and normally refer to it as Scrotum.
38. I can be seen as a big white blur in the liner notes for Dropkick Murphys The Gangs All Here
39. I am listed in the liner notes and supposedly appear somewhere on the cover art for the Epitaph compilation Punk-O-Rama 5. I have yet to find myself on there, however.
40. I used to model nude for money at art school.
41. I appeared in an educational Larry Litter film, when I was 5 years old.
42. I was not allowed to watch He-Man when I was a child because my mom thought it would give me Body issues
43. Lewiston, the city I live in, was named the Worst White Ghetto in America, in 1999, by Source Magazine.
44. I always get Brittany Murphy and Helena Bonham Carter mixed up. I dont know why.
45. I used to have a radio show on WRBC.
46. I gave up my radio show after someone threw a beer bottle at my head and a member of the Bates football team called a third grader visiting the campus trailer trash.
47. I consider the number 47 unlucky.
48. I cant read or write. I can just type like a muthafucka.
49. When I was a kid, I wanted to look like Frankenstein, so I always had a flat top.
50. I never wore underoos, and always felt envious of the kids who did.
1. On any given day, my height ranges between 62 and 63. Weird.
2. I have size 12 or 13 feet depending on the brand.
3. I never heard anything by Led Zeppelin, besides Immigrant Song, until I was 21.
4. I nearly lost my ability to walk when I was four, and again at six, when I was stricken with a then unknown virus.
5. I sang in an awful, very short lived grindcore band, known as The Pukes.
6. I attended no less than 10 schools before I had graduated from high school.
7. I was a boy scout in the worst troop in the Abanaki council.
8. I live in the house where the round tooth pick, with square sides was invented.
9. I have never been arrested.
10. Ive gotten drunk in a funeral home.
11. Ive watched an autopsy.
12. Said autopsy led me to become a vegetarian.
13. Though I also had a crush on a very attractive vegetarian, and Im sure that had a lot to do with that.
14. I coined the Lewiston colloquialism moose shit, meaning that you are so drunk that you are lower on the social/intellectual ladder than a pile of moose feces, dood, lets ripped fuckin moose shit dood.
15. During the El Nino ice storm of 1997, I was nearly killed when, while sitting in my living room drinking coffee, I bent down to stir in some sugar, when a very large branch crashed through the window, right where my head was only a second before.
16. I am distantly related to Jesse James. But then again, who isnt?
17. I once played Dr. Mario until I reached level 23. I had no life.
18. That was last summer.
19. I am a very quiet person.
20. A Jehovahs Witness called me a cracker and told me to take the goddamn book one day, after I told him I was not interested in a small copy of the book of Psalms.
21. I have a lawn gnome on my stereo.
22. My brother was kicked out of the Just Say No Club because he missed a meeting.
23. I was kicked out of a Presbyterian Sunday School and Preschool when I was like four or five for refusing to sing Mary Had A Little Lamb.
24. I was mauled by a pack of golden retrievers when I was 15.
25. Under normal circumstances I do not like to be touched by people unless I really know them well.
26. When I was 14, an operator for 911 asked me what sex my mother was, when I called after she cracked her head open while having a seizure.
27. I have witnessed the horror that is Henry Rollins when he is wooing one of the ladyfolk. He was twirling around lamp posts for her. I shot him in the ass with my squirt gun.
28. I have been known to sleepwalk.
29. I am mildly dyslexic.
30. My familys motto is Spuete in unm manum cupete in alter.
31. I have to come up with 20 more things that you may not know about me.
32. I didnt get my drivers license until I was 21.
33. I have seen ghosts and UFOs
34. Ive slept in an abandoned narrow gauge railroad car on several occasions.
35. I was told I couldnt play on a high school floor hockey team because I hadnt slept with a cheerleader.
36. I do not drink coffee very often.
37. I have a thing against Scranton, Pennsylvania, and normally refer to it as Scrotum.
38. I can be seen as a big white blur in the liner notes for Dropkick Murphys The Gangs All Here
39. I am listed in the liner notes and supposedly appear somewhere on the cover art for the Epitaph compilation Punk-O-Rama 5. I have yet to find myself on there, however.
40. I used to model nude for money at art school.
41. I appeared in an educational Larry Litter film, when I was 5 years old.
42. I was not allowed to watch He-Man when I was a child because my mom thought it would give me Body issues
43. Lewiston, the city I live in, was named the Worst White Ghetto in America, in 1999, by Source Magazine.
44. I always get Brittany Murphy and Helena Bonham Carter mixed up. I dont know why.
45. I used to have a radio show on WRBC.
46. I gave up my radio show after someone threw a beer bottle at my head and a member of the Bates football team called a third grader visiting the campus trailer trash.
47. I consider the number 47 unlucky.
48. I cant read or write. I can just type like a muthafucka.
49. When I was a kid, I wanted to look like Frankenstein, so I always had a flat top.
50. I never wore underoos, and always felt envious of the kids who did.
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snakepiss:
Whoa dude! for someone who #36's it's agood thing you were when #15 went down. Ain't that some shit! You seem to have undertook a great deal of shitluck over the years. But it was probably all worth it to shoot Rollins in the ass with a water pistol, while he twirls around a lamp in a cunning attempt to woo a member of the opposite sex. Am I wrong?
bruiserboy:
Life's hard sometimes, but Karma, or whatever, sees me through.