bruiserboy

I had a dream last night that Hulk Hogan was pestering me about taking my wrestling career "to the next level". Mind you, the closest thing that I have ever had to a wrestling career was a series of short films where I randomly clobbered my brother while wearing a Mexican Lucedore mask. When I tried to tell him that I wasn't interested, he broke down, bawling about how Hulkamania is dead, and how he's been reduced to making collect call commercials with ALF. He was then hit with a train.