bruiserboy

I need a goat.
No really, I do.
Not one of those sissy ass fainting goats.
One of those cartoony goats,
Those goats have limitless entertainment possibilities.
Well, really only one. Feeding them random thinsg when you are drunk, so you can laugh like an idiot about it. And then when you stop laughing, you just feed it something else.
Those fainting goats, they have a purpose too. You yell isnults at them and tehy faint. Funny, but i'd need throat lozenges from all teh screaming.