Here's my personal ad for personal ad day.
I am: a single white hetero male in my early to mid twenties. Tall, fair skinned, with dark hair, and thick glasses. Shy, quiet, eccentric, sometimes anti-social, I often feel like the odd man out in social gatherings, but compensate with my sense of humor. Very slow to anger, patient, gentle, but also very protective of my friends and family. Laugh at very awkward moments like funerals. Relatively inexperienced with relationships due to a low number of single women where I live. Agnostic, but very open minded, fascinated by paganism. Smart, funny, passionate, romantic, very humble and self deprecating, cynical, sarcastic, and even occasionally sardonic. Non-smoker, light drinker, dont use drugs, but dont care if you smoke tobacco or weed.
I enjoy: black and white photography, sculpture, drawing, bike riding, reading anything I can get my hands on, news, fiction and non fiction alike, 8 bit video games, Going to shows, wrecking, music, especially psychobilly, rockabilly, blues, jazz, goth, synth, and garage rock, poetry, writing strange fiction and plays, long walks at night, making out, zombie movies and classic horror films, good vegan, vegetarian and seafood (no red meat or poultry), Japanese, Thai, Korean, Vietnamese, Indian, German and Mexican food, long kisses, road trips, dark humor, god awful puns, the paranormal, cryptozoology, stupid dances,
I am looking for: Preferably someone old enough to drink. Someone I can talk to for long periods of time without becoming bored. Passionate, expressive and artistic. Dark hair, good taste in music and sense of style is nice. Must like to laugh and enjoy public silliness. Trampoline, pool and or a dark room always a plus. Plushies (though cosplay is fine), republicans, mole people living beneath the subway, people who dont bathe regularly, the elderly, the currently incarcerated, hard drug users (pot, booze, smoking okay), members of the cult of the black llama, Ben Affleck, penguins, demons (excluding succubai and vampires), racists, and the terminally stupid need not apply.
heres to hoping for drunken rant friday.
I am: a single white hetero male in my early to mid twenties. Tall, fair skinned, with dark hair, and thick glasses. Shy, quiet, eccentric, sometimes anti-social, I often feel like the odd man out in social gatherings, but compensate with my sense of humor. Very slow to anger, patient, gentle, but also very protective of my friends and family. Laugh at very awkward moments like funerals. Relatively inexperienced with relationships due to a low number of single women where I live. Agnostic, but very open minded, fascinated by paganism. Smart, funny, passionate, romantic, very humble and self deprecating, cynical, sarcastic, and even occasionally sardonic. Non-smoker, light drinker, dont use drugs, but dont care if you smoke tobacco or weed.
I enjoy: black and white photography, sculpture, drawing, bike riding, reading anything I can get my hands on, news, fiction and non fiction alike, 8 bit video games, Going to shows, wrecking, music, especially psychobilly, rockabilly, blues, jazz, goth, synth, and garage rock, poetry, writing strange fiction and plays, long walks at night, making out, zombie movies and classic horror films, good vegan, vegetarian and seafood (no red meat or poultry), Japanese, Thai, Korean, Vietnamese, Indian, German and Mexican food, long kisses, road trips, dark humor, god awful puns, the paranormal, cryptozoology, stupid dances,
I am looking for: Preferably someone old enough to drink. Someone I can talk to for long periods of time without becoming bored. Passionate, expressive and artistic. Dark hair, good taste in music and sense of style is nice. Must like to laugh and enjoy public silliness. Trampoline, pool and or a dark room always a plus. Plushies (though cosplay is fine), republicans, mole people living beneath the subway, people who dont bathe regularly, the elderly, the currently incarcerated, hard drug users (pot, booze, smoking okay), members of the cult of the black llama, Ben Affleck, penguins, demons (excluding succubai and vampires), racists, and the terminally stupid need not apply.
heres to hoping for drunken rant friday.
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I like your page and you ad is most amusing...Not to mention I don't do too well in social gatherings (check me out looking at my own breats in public...by myself...cause I am bored or more than likely i was a bit intoxicated...) I also am fond of Rockabilly...I used to work at one of the kickinist joints in Atlanta for rockabilly...Horton Heat next weekend, Big Sandy, Redneck Greece, Hank the 3rd, you name it...okay now I am shying out...bye.