So I've had the weirdest dreams the past couple nights. The night before last I had a dream that for whatever reason Jason Statham (The Expendables, The Mechanic, The Transporter and Crank movies) was renting the bottom floor of my mom's house and one day when I went to visit her he invited me down to have a few drinks with him and Summer Glau (rawr). He was kind of acting the way he did in the Crank movies (you know SUPER coked up), but really friendly and nice, instead, telling all these crazy stories about before he became an actor. I was sitting in this chair and right next to me was Summer Glau on the couch. Moving over from the couch, somehow she made it onto my lap without me even noticing and eventually we were both listening to the crazy coked up Jason Statham entangled in one another. It seemed clear he and Summer were just friends so luckily there was no sort of jealousy or anything, thank Christ, because I don't think I would've wanted to detangle myself from Summer Glau.
Last night's dream wasn't so sexy, unfortunately. I dreamt I woke up to discover I had a tiny little flower growing out of my chin. Perplexed, I pulled it out and what was left looked like I had just popped a zit or something. With every breath I took, though, it got larger and larger to the point where it kind of looked like a small butthole. Eventually, it grew large enough where I could breath out of it. Absolutely horrified, I slowly began to extend my tongue towards it and realized I could actually stick my tongue through. After I woke up, I immediately felt my chin to make sure there was no hole or flower growing from it and figured out that the hole wouldn't be too likely since my jaw bone was right there. I was relieved to say the least. I'm not sure I even want to know what that means, quite frankly. It kind of made me realize, though, that no matter how shitty things seem to be, I can always have a small butthole-like hole in my chin that I can stick my tongue through.
Anyway, I hope the Summer Glau video makes up for that absolutely horrendous story. Sorry, I just had to tell it.
Last night's dream wasn't so sexy, unfortunately. I dreamt I woke up to discover I had a tiny little flower growing out of my chin. Perplexed, I pulled it out and what was left looked like I had just popped a zit or something. With every breath I took, though, it got larger and larger to the point where it kind of looked like a small butthole. Eventually, it grew large enough where I could breath out of it. Absolutely horrified, I slowly began to extend my tongue towards it and realized I could actually stick my tongue through. After I woke up, I immediately felt my chin to make sure there was no hole or flower growing from it and figured out that the hole wouldn't be too likely since my jaw bone was right there. I was relieved to say the least. I'm not sure I even want to know what that means, quite frankly. It kind of made me realize, though, that no matter how shitty things seem to be, I can always have a small butthole-like hole in my chin that I can stick my tongue through.
Anyway, I hope the Summer Glau video makes up for that absolutely horrendous story. Sorry, I just had to tell it.
comixbookgurl:
I find that highly entertaining!