Fuck was it hot yesterday.
Went down to Kenzington for salsa-fest with Catherine.
Fuck do I love salsa...and...nevermind...
Saw a dude in his late 40s sitting alone in his Corvette in the parking lot of the legion. It looked scrupulous. Picked up a sweet new shirt (the Ripper Owens incarnation of Judas Priest...seriously that thing must be a collector's item). After the salsa, we determined that all words ending in the letters "l-i-z-z-a-r-d-s" are awesome, and concluded the thought by purchasing Blizzards to cope with the heat. Catherine denied the existence of a water park in Somerset, but I proved her wrong. Picked her up and walked through one of the fountains, completely dousing her. I then proceeded to make her sit through 2 hours in an air-conditioned theatre whilst completely soaked. Good ol' Kevin Smith is at it again...still though, not as spot-on as the 1st one was. Relied too much on interspecies erotica and not enough on reaming on customers for laughs. After the flick, we went out for dinner at the pub with her sister and her sister's bf. After they took off, we stuck around and proceeded to tell me about all the drunk asshole men that have been mistreating her lately. Guys get drunk and can't keep their hands off her etc...I've never been able to figure that one out...I know, I'll impress/woo her by copping a drunken feel (extra points if it's repeatedly, and clearly irritating her). She couldn't believe how many guys displayed absolutely no respect for her friendship...guess that rules out my making a move (hey, it COULD happen...)
So the wedding's next Saturday. This should be interesting (ie: provide some blog-fodder) either way.
Stay tuned!
-Porch monkey 4 life (it's ok, I'm taking it back)
Went down to Kenzington for salsa-fest with Catherine.
Fuck do I love salsa...and...nevermind...
Saw a dude in his late 40s sitting alone in his Corvette in the parking lot of the legion. It looked scrupulous. Picked up a sweet new shirt (the Ripper Owens incarnation of Judas Priest...seriously that thing must be a collector's item). After the salsa, we determined that all words ending in the letters "l-i-z-z-a-r-d-s" are awesome, and concluded the thought by purchasing Blizzards to cope with the heat. Catherine denied the existence of a water park in Somerset, but I proved her wrong. Picked her up and walked through one of the fountains, completely dousing her. I then proceeded to make her sit through 2 hours in an air-conditioned theatre whilst completely soaked. Good ol' Kevin Smith is at it again...still though, not as spot-on as the 1st one was. Relied too much on interspecies erotica and not enough on reaming on customers for laughs. After the flick, we went out for dinner at the pub with her sister and her sister's bf. After they took off, we stuck around and proceeded to tell me about all the drunk asshole men that have been mistreating her lately. Guys get drunk and can't keep their hands off her etc...I've never been able to figure that one out...I know, I'll impress/woo her by copping a drunken feel (extra points if it's repeatedly, and clearly irritating her). She couldn't believe how many guys displayed absolutely no respect for her friendship...guess that rules out my making a move (hey, it COULD happen...)
So the wedding's next Saturday. This should be interesting (ie: provide some blog-fodder) either way.
Stay tuned!
-Porch monkey 4 life (it's ok, I'm taking it back)
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rexa:
I thought it was absolutely fantastic. The movie, that is. Fucking loved the last scene, too.
brotherofmetal:
The whole checking milk for the expiry date was a sweet way to sign off.