Does anyone remember "The Golden Girls"?
Remember Rose Nylund and her asinine stories from St. Olaf?
St. Olaf is real people. Its in Minnesota...and yes there are people up here who really act like that...
...and also on display, we have those perpetually stuck in the year 1983, and to your left, those whose only source of information is on MTV or worse...BET on their television, and over here...those who can magically talk...BUT ARE UNABLE TO LISTEN!
All of these species came into my store today.
So for 9 hours, I was forced to explain where the "window in the BACK of the store" is, or repeat either my name (Damon), or my answer to their ridiculous questions (do you know where in the phone book I would look to find a person who can play songs for me? *this really happened*) over the phone, or deal with a family of mullets who are pissed at us because we don't carry cassette tapes at our store anymore.
Fuck.
And this is the state where it is legal for people like these to walk around with a concealed weapon.
Pray for me guys.
Remember Rose Nylund and her asinine stories from St. Olaf?
St. Olaf is real people. Its in Minnesota...and yes there are people up here who really act like that...
...and also on display, we have those perpetually stuck in the year 1983, and to your left, those whose only source of information is on MTV or worse...BET on their television, and over here...those who can magically talk...BUT ARE UNABLE TO LISTEN!
All of these species came into my store today.
So for 9 hours, I was forced to explain where the "window in the BACK of the store" is, or repeat either my name (Damon), or my answer to their ridiculous questions (do you know where in the phone book I would look to find a person who can play songs for me? *this really happened*) over the phone, or deal with a family of mullets who are pissed at us because we don't carry cassette tapes at our store anymore.
Fuck.
And this is the state where it is legal for people like these to walk around with a concealed weapon.
Pray for me guys.