brokenalice

The other night I tried getting dressed to go out to the club to find out that none of my pants fit me anymore! I had to go to the thrift store to get some clothes cause I went up from a size 5 to an 8. This doesn't bother me none! A big ass is a happy ass...

You'd think all the sex I've been having would balance out the pot belly forming from massive beer consumption... nope!