My best friend just left for Texas, never to be seen again...ass. I think I'm going to put an ad in the paper. "Best Friend position available, benefits included!...(quid pro quo). Must have good references and a likeable personality."
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lovinlaura:
im sorry maybe you will get to visit him some or he will get to come back im sure. but LOL you totally should do the ad see what creepy ppl you get calling and asking to be your bff.
broken_tsuba:
It's actually a she, and she said shed fly me over sometime to hang out but i don't think that's very solid. I'm pretty sure shes gonna be fucking like rabbits for a long time now that shes finally able to. But yeah I don't think I will actually do the ad just because I'm sure almost everyone will be some crazy Mexican looking for work, lol, jk