Monday: Sometimes I Feel Like I'm On Mars.
1. ...or at least something to that effect. As I opened up my homepage this morning (it's always CNN), the big red 'breaking news' banner was on the top of the page, referring to this lovely piece of law news:
Supreme Court outlaws use of marijuana for medical reasons
Just when I think that this world (specifically, this country... but the insanity really IS worldwide) has reached the pinnacle of senselessness, it brings stupidity to the next level. I really haven't the words to express my disdain.
2. My weekend was pretty interesting, as weekends go.
Friday night, after boxing, I stopped by johnny_fantastic's apartment to pick up the keys - I'm checking in on his and Aspen's kitties while they're in North Cackalacka this week. I got home in time to meet the grocery delivery guys and stock up the fridge. After that, Dan and I splurged on sushi and relaxed for the remainder of the evening...
...because we had to get up UBER early on Saturday morning to make our way out to Dirty Jerz for his friend's wedding. It was a lot of pomp and circumstance, expecially considering the loveless relationship in question. The wedding itself was pleasant, and Dan and I had some time to kill in between, so we grabbed some lunch and strolled around Princeton to kill time before the reception.
It was during this time that Dan did the most incredible thing for me, but he has some pictures to help tell the story and I don't want to tell it halfway. So you'll all just have to wait with baited breath until tomorrow so's I can upload the pictures and tell the story properly.
The dinner and reception were pretty run-of-the-mill as far as weddings go, aside from the fact that they had Magnolia's cupcakes instead of wedding cake. We changed into our comfy clothes around 9:30p and headed back to Brooklyn, and were home by 1:00a. Pot, pizza, sleep.
As per my plan, on Sunday I slept for as long as I wanted (2:00p) and didn't do much of anything. I did organize a little and I managed to throw a load of laundry in, but it's still sitting in the dryer in our basement. So hooray for sheer laziness. Also, Family Guy was fucking HILARIOUS last night.
3. It's INSANELY HOT in NYC today. The kind of hot that causes my gargantuan thighs to stick together and chafe and sting. The kind of hot that makes me want to shower every three minutes. The kind of hot that makes New York garbage (and New York people) smell even more sickly sweet than usual. The kind of hot that makes me feel like I'm 238905623 pounds heavier than I actually am. The kind of hot that makes my flawless makeup applications completely redundant. The kind of hot that causes my patience to dip to dangerously low levels. The kind of hot that I despise.
And this is only the beginning.
What can I say, I'm a Canadian Girl through and through.
4. Today I have to go to my beloved M.A.C. to return some things and buy a couple of other things, and also make a quick trip to the Union Market to pick up some creamed honey. Besides that, it's workworkwork.
5. MMmmMMmm, Charlie...
6. If I was a cat, I'd look like this today:
And on that classy note, I'm off to earn my meager paycheck. Stay cool, chitlins.
Shadow of the Day: Elite
1. ...or at least something to that effect. As I opened up my homepage this morning (it's always CNN), the big red 'breaking news' banner was on the top of the page, referring to this lovely piece of law news:
Supreme Court outlaws use of marijuana for medical reasons
Just when I think that this world (specifically, this country... but the insanity really IS worldwide) has reached the pinnacle of senselessness, it brings stupidity to the next level. I really haven't the words to express my disdain.
2. My weekend was pretty interesting, as weekends go.
Friday night, after boxing, I stopped by johnny_fantastic's apartment to pick up the keys - I'm checking in on his and Aspen's kitties while they're in North Cackalacka this week. I got home in time to meet the grocery delivery guys and stock up the fridge. After that, Dan and I splurged on sushi and relaxed for the remainder of the evening...
...because we had to get up UBER early on Saturday morning to make our way out to Dirty Jerz for his friend's wedding. It was a lot of pomp and circumstance, expecially considering the loveless relationship in question. The wedding itself was pleasant, and Dan and I had some time to kill in between, so we grabbed some lunch and strolled around Princeton to kill time before the reception.
It was during this time that Dan did the most incredible thing for me, but he has some pictures to help tell the story and I don't want to tell it halfway. So you'll all just have to wait with baited breath until tomorrow so's I can upload the pictures and tell the story properly.
The dinner and reception were pretty run-of-the-mill as far as weddings go, aside from the fact that they had Magnolia's cupcakes instead of wedding cake. We changed into our comfy clothes around 9:30p and headed back to Brooklyn, and were home by 1:00a. Pot, pizza, sleep.
As per my plan, on Sunday I slept for as long as I wanted (2:00p) and didn't do much of anything. I did organize a little and I managed to throw a load of laundry in, but it's still sitting in the dryer in our basement. So hooray for sheer laziness. Also, Family Guy was fucking HILARIOUS last night.
3. It's INSANELY HOT in NYC today. The kind of hot that causes my gargantuan thighs to stick together and chafe and sting. The kind of hot that makes me want to shower every three minutes. The kind of hot that makes New York garbage (and New York people) smell even more sickly sweet than usual. The kind of hot that makes me feel like I'm 238905623 pounds heavier than I actually am. The kind of hot that makes my flawless makeup applications completely redundant. The kind of hot that causes my patience to dip to dangerously low levels. The kind of hot that I despise.
And this is only the beginning.
What can I say, I'm a Canadian Girl through and through.
4. Today I have to go to my beloved M.A.C. to return some things and buy a couple of other things, and also make a quick trip to the Union Market to pick up some creamed honey. Besides that, it's workworkwork.
5. MMmmMMmm, Charlie...
6. If I was a cat, I'd look like this today:
And on that classy note, I'm off to earn my meager paycheck. Stay cool, chitlins.
Shadow of the Day: Elite
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The Supreme Court is only going to get worse. Thanks GWB.
I am ADDICTED to creamed honey!!!! I have never found it anywhere other than Union Sq market, from Tremblay (?) Apiaries. No-one understands how awesome it is until they try it.
That cat pic looks like a chicken body w/ a cat head, gloves and socks...
--l*P
wet panties!!
squirt.. squirt..