Wednesday: Wanted: One Free Deep Tissue Massage
1. ...and when I say 'deep tissue', I mean I want to feel like I've been tenderized by the end of the hour. TENDERIZED. Every masseuse who's worked on me (save one - Rebecca at Scott J.) has wasted my time. I mean, it's relaxing to have someone rub oil into your skin for an hour, but I'm paying them to get rid of the massive knots between my shoulder blades and the tension in my shoulders. I say, every time, "Feel free to go as deep as you can, you're not going to hurt me. I promise." And the second it starts to feel like something's happening, they say "Am I hurting you?"
"NO, COULD YOU PLEASE? I'D REALLY APPRECIATE THAT."
Anyway, if anyone knows where I can get a theraputic beating for free (or EXTREMELY cheap), get at me. I'm in desperate need.
2. Idol was meh last night. Bo is a performer, and Carrie is a vocalist. Both are talented. I guess it's just a matter of whether you like rock with a penis or country with tatas. *shrugs* We'll see tonight, I suppose.
3. Holy flying fig newton, The Shield is the best show ever. Seriously. I don't call it the greatest show on television for nothing. If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and pick up the first season, then proceed accordingly.
4. I'm gettin' my hurr did today. Being naturally blonde means that absolutely no color (besides bleach of course) stays put. Not only that, but red in particular is tough to maintain... if I didn't work for a salon, I'd definitely be natural. I seem to pull off the red nicely, though - I get a lot of "Gee, I wish I had your natural color... you're so lucky", to which I usually reply "Awe, thanks!"
I'm sneaky like that.
5. If I was a cat, I'd look like this today:
6. Now that I'm beautifully adorned (all thanks to my darling Stephanie), I've been trying to pick out clothing items to show it off a little. I was spending another gift certificate at H&M on Monday, and I picked up this ultra cute blue halter top thingy. I'm totally gonna rock it in Vegas this weekend.
7. More on Vegas tomorrow, bitches.
8. Thank you, Chloe (you filthy cum dumpster) for another fabulous postcard.
Yay for humpday! Boo for productivity.
Shadow of the Day: Mink Pink.
P.S. Did you go check out Hellah yet?
1. ...and when I say 'deep tissue', I mean I want to feel like I've been tenderized by the end of the hour. TENDERIZED. Every masseuse who's worked on me (save one - Rebecca at Scott J.) has wasted my time. I mean, it's relaxing to have someone rub oil into your skin for an hour, but I'm paying them to get rid of the massive knots between my shoulder blades and the tension in my shoulders. I say, every time, "Feel free to go as deep as you can, you're not going to hurt me. I promise." And the second it starts to feel like something's happening, they say "Am I hurting you?"
"NO, COULD YOU PLEASE? I'D REALLY APPRECIATE THAT."
Anyway, if anyone knows where I can get a theraputic beating for free (or EXTREMELY cheap), get at me. I'm in desperate need.
2. Idol was meh last night. Bo is a performer, and Carrie is a vocalist. Both are talented. I guess it's just a matter of whether you like rock with a penis or country with tatas. *shrugs* We'll see tonight, I suppose.
3. Holy flying fig newton, The Shield is the best show ever. Seriously. I don't call it the greatest show on television for nothing. If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and pick up the first season, then proceed accordingly.
4. I'm gettin' my hurr did today. Being naturally blonde means that absolutely no color (besides bleach of course) stays put. Not only that, but red in particular is tough to maintain... if I didn't work for a salon, I'd definitely be natural. I seem to pull off the red nicely, though - I get a lot of "Gee, I wish I had your natural color... you're so lucky", to which I usually reply "Awe, thanks!"
I'm sneaky like that.
5. If I was a cat, I'd look like this today:
6. Now that I'm beautifully adorned (all thanks to my darling Stephanie), I've been trying to pick out clothing items to show it off a little. I was spending another gift certificate at H&M on Monday, and I picked up this ultra cute blue halter top thingy. I'm totally gonna rock it in Vegas this weekend.
7. More on Vegas tomorrow, bitches.
8. Thank you, Chloe (you filthy cum dumpster) for another fabulous postcard.
Yay for humpday! Boo for productivity.
Shadow of the Day: Mink Pink.
P.S. Did you go check out Hellah yet?
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