Friday is my day off from the gym, so hooray for that. 
This morning on the subway, about three stops before mine, this INSANELY cute girl got on the train and stood right in front of me. I watched her walk on, and I think she saw me ogle her...but damn, I couldn't help myself. Dark hair, pale skin, big eyes and a monroe. Plus she had style and a gorgeous body. Anyway, I tried to keep my lecherousness under control. I swear, though - at one point she was ogling me. Either way, I'll probably never see her again. But if I happen to, and the circumstances allow, I'll invite her to our place for 'beverages'. Dan would have loved her. Oh, the fun that could have been had.
In other news, I really need to go dancing sometime soon. The issue isn't time or lack of motivation...as always, it's money. As I'm sure you all know, it ain't cheap to leave your apartment in NYC. I mean, there are ways to cut back on spending (ladies nights, flasks, etc.), but still - you inevitably spend money no matter where you go. In any case, if anyone knows of a highly inexpensive (or free) place to shake my ass to some booty bass hip hop on the weekends, get at me. Brooklyn would be ideal.
The co-op meeting at our new building last night was....interesting. When we walked into the 'meeting apartment', it was like a fucking audition or something. They were all peering at us with one raised eyebrow from head to toe. And when I say 'they', I mean the left-wing tree-hugging vagina-promoting flannel-wearing hippie lesbians we'll be sharing a building with. Whatever, it's a step up. Anyway, after being grilled by everyone, they asked us to step outside while they talked amongst themselves. To make an absurd story short, we were accepted and we signed the lease. Hurrah!
And the big move date has changed from 01/29/05 to 01/30/05, fot those of you helping out. Again, free beer and pizza and of course the pleasure of our company.
In a related story, I was thinking about the inevitable housewarming party. We're still sort of feeling things out, but it seems that the kind of parties we throw won't fly at this new place. Again, we'll have to check it out, but I was trying to come up with some alternatives. Yesterday I bought a bunch of new hookah supplies and it occured to me that it may be fun to throw a hookah party. Instead of the usual drinkin'/smokin'/sexin'/dancin'/general debauchery our parties consist of, we could just rent a few fun DVDs (Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Napoleon Dynamite, etc.) and throw a bunch of pillows all around the living room and mellow out all night. A few other substances come to mind, too.
Whadda yawl think?
In the meantime, everyone should come get bizzy with us on 01/15/05.
Finally, it looks like my new screen name options have been narrowed down to the following:
MapleSucker - this is from an episode of The Simpsons in which a boat full of Americans calls a boat full of Canadians "Puck slapping maple suckers"; the Canadians responded with "Shatner stealing Mexico touchers". High comedy.
KDandKetchup - this is a Canadian delicacy consisting of Kraft Dinner (Americans call it 'Mac and Cheese') blended with a thick gravy of ketchup. Delicious!
I'm still brainstorning new ideas, but these are the best so far.
I'm gonna see a movie tonight if it's the last thing I do.
This morning on the subway, about three stops before mine, this INSANELY cute girl got on the train and stood right in front of me. I watched her walk on, and I think she saw me ogle her...but damn, I couldn't help myself. Dark hair, pale skin, big eyes and a monroe. Plus she had style and a gorgeous body. Anyway, I tried to keep my lecherousness under control. I swear, though - at one point she was ogling me. Either way, I'll probably never see her again. But if I happen to, and the circumstances allow, I'll invite her to our place for 'beverages'. Dan would have loved her. Oh, the fun that could have been had.
In other news, I really need to go dancing sometime soon. The issue isn't time or lack of motivation...as always, it's money. As I'm sure you all know, it ain't cheap to leave your apartment in NYC. I mean, there are ways to cut back on spending (ladies nights, flasks, etc.), but still - you inevitably spend money no matter where you go. In any case, if anyone knows of a highly inexpensive (or free) place to shake my ass to some booty bass hip hop on the weekends, get at me. Brooklyn would be ideal.
The co-op meeting at our new building last night was....interesting. When we walked into the 'meeting apartment', it was like a fucking audition or something. They were all peering at us with one raised eyebrow from head to toe. And when I say 'they', I mean the left-wing tree-hugging vagina-promoting flannel-wearing hippie lesbians we'll be sharing a building with. Whatever, it's a step up. Anyway, after being grilled by everyone, they asked us to step outside while they talked amongst themselves. To make an absurd story short, we were accepted and we signed the lease. Hurrah!
And the big move date has changed from 01/29/05 to 01/30/05, fot those of you helping out. Again, free beer and pizza and of course the pleasure of our company.
In a related story, I was thinking about the inevitable housewarming party. We're still sort of feeling things out, but it seems that the kind of parties we throw won't fly at this new place. Again, we'll have to check it out, but I was trying to come up with some alternatives. Yesterday I bought a bunch of new hookah supplies and it occured to me that it may be fun to throw a hookah party. Instead of the usual drinkin'/smokin'/sexin'/dancin'/general debauchery our parties consist of, we could just rent a few fun DVDs (Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Napoleon Dynamite, etc.) and throw a bunch of pillows all around the living room and mellow out all night. A few other substances come to mind, too.
Whadda yawl think?
In the meantime, everyone should come get bizzy with us on 01/15/05.
Finally, it looks like my new screen name options have been narrowed down to the following:
MapleSucker - this is from an episode of The Simpsons in which a boat full of Americans calls a boat full of Canadians "Puck slapping maple suckers"; the Canadians responded with "Shatner stealing Mexico touchers". High comedy.
KDandKetchup - this is a Canadian delicacy consisting of Kraft Dinner (Americans call it 'Mac and Cheese') blended with a thick gravy of ketchup. Delicious!
I'm still brainstorning new ideas, but these are the best so far.
I'm gonna see a movie tonight if it's the last thing I do.
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Co-op boards suck ass sometimes.
Speaking of sucking, "Maple Sucker" has my vote, hands down! Especially for a lecherous subway rider...
--l*P