So, um....yeah. 
1. I've been MIA as of late, for many reasons....mostly laziness. I wanna get back in the SG Groove. So here I am.
2. Broke as shit - in fact, beyond broke. I owe Citibank and Dan obscene amounts of money, and it doesn't look like it's gonna get better anytime soon. I guess I'll just have to be patient and frugal. Two things I'm not very good at being.
3. ANOTHER thing I'm not very good at being - IN SHAPE.
I've finally come to the point of 'holy-fuck-I'm-huge' and have consequently dragged my puckered ass to the gym the past two days in a row. I used to be a monsterous porker, so the sight of my slowly-returning-monsterdom is making me do it. To tell the truth, I feel like horse ass, too, so I want to get back on track. I was in the best shape of my life three months ago, and it's all gone down the shitter. Time to quit bitching and actually do something about it.
4. ...which means taking it easy on the reefer. BOO. This makes me sad, but it's just something that needs to be done. I really have absolutely no self control when I'm high - I clean out the kitchen completely. When stoned and out of munchie food, I've been known to eat such delicacies as jam with a spoon, maple syrup out of the bottle, and Dan's leftover pizza crusties. Blech.
5. On the marijauana tip, I started The Hookah Lounge here on SG. Since inhereting a gorgeous hookah from a friend as a housewarming gift, I've become quite the Hookah Connoisseur. Really they're made for smoking natural tobacco, but being the total fucking pothead that I am, I stuff a lil' green in there, too. Anyfuck, I'd like to be able to share with other hookah lovers out there. I wonder if there are any?
6. Dan and I are taking a much needed romantic getaway to Lagina Beach and LA next week. He's starting Law School on the 15th (one day before his stinkin' birthday), so we want to have some quality time before we see nothing of eachother. Hopefully we'll get the chance to hang with some West-Coast SGers. Miss Aries will undoubtedly be one of them!
7. We got another kitten. Yes, we're fucking crazy. But we have cat parties EVERY MOTHERFUCKING NIGHT! Keep the jealousy at bay.
Pics will be up ASAP.
8. Being a redhead rocks my socks.
Glad to be back, dolls.
The Hookah Lounge
1. I've been MIA as of late, for many reasons....mostly laziness. I wanna get back in the SG Groove. So here I am.
2. Broke as shit - in fact, beyond broke. I owe Citibank and Dan obscene amounts of money, and it doesn't look like it's gonna get better anytime soon. I guess I'll just have to be patient and frugal. Two things I'm not very good at being.
3. ANOTHER thing I'm not very good at being - IN SHAPE.
I've finally come to the point of 'holy-fuck-I'm-huge' and have consequently dragged my puckered ass to the gym the past two days in a row. I used to be a monsterous porker, so the sight of my slowly-returning-monsterdom is making me do it. To tell the truth, I feel like horse ass, too, so I want to get back on track. I was in the best shape of my life three months ago, and it's all gone down the shitter. Time to quit bitching and actually do something about it.
4. ...which means taking it easy on the reefer. BOO. This makes me sad, but it's just something that needs to be done. I really have absolutely no self control when I'm high - I clean out the kitchen completely. When stoned and out of munchie food, I've been known to eat such delicacies as jam with a spoon, maple syrup out of the bottle, and Dan's leftover pizza crusties. Blech.
5. On the marijauana tip, I started The Hookah Lounge here on SG. Since inhereting a gorgeous hookah from a friend as a housewarming gift, I've become quite the Hookah Connoisseur. Really they're made for smoking natural tobacco, but being the total fucking pothead that I am, I stuff a lil' green in there, too. Anyfuck, I'd like to be able to share with other hookah lovers out there. I wonder if there are any?
6. Dan and I are taking a much needed romantic getaway to Lagina Beach and LA next week. He's starting Law School on the 15th (one day before his stinkin' birthday), so we want to have some quality time before we see nothing of eachother. Hopefully we'll get the chance to hang with some West-Coast SGers. Miss Aries will undoubtedly be one of them!
7. We got another kitten. Yes, we're fucking crazy. But we have cat parties EVERY MOTHERFUCKING NIGHT! Keep the jealousy at bay.
Pics will be up ASAP.
8. Being a redhead rocks my socks.
Glad to be back, dolls.
The Hookah LoungeVIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
Your list of things that you've eaten while stoned had me literally laughing my ass off - I've done the jam with a spoon before, but have you ever sprayed whipped cream directly into your mouth from the can? I've eaten an entire bag of chocolate chips and an entire box of cereal in one sitting, too. Yep, THC can be dangerous stuff.