Who doesn't love Fridays?
1. Speaking of Fridays...they put in a TGIFridays in Penn frickin' Station. WTF?!
2. Ever since Dan and I moved to Brooklyn, things are so...light. I worry about less, I enjoy more and I'm blissful everywhere I go. I'm nicer to people, I'm more patient, and I seem to have a spring in my step. I have to say that the gorgeous weather lately has something to do with it, but DAMN if Park Slope hasn't made me a better woman. I'm just like Miranda!!
3. Time Warner Cable practices the WORST customer service I have EVER received. No contest. If it wasn't such a fucking monopoly, I'd switch. But we all know how hard DirecTV sucks ass. *grumble*
4. Going to Long Island this weekend to spend a whole lot of money I don't have. We're hitting Target, Ikea, Home Depot and probably the mall, too. You know - new apartment stuff. *GLEE*
5. I think I have a problem with shopping. Meaning it's like a drug to me. I get all blissfull and satisfied when I do it. It's like medication. This is bad, right?
6. I need a raise.
7. Rant: Whatever happened to the "Walk Left, Stand Right" rule on Escalators? People are fucking RIDICULOUS when it comes to the mechanical stairs....they rush to pile on, then they just stand there and surround themselves with their children and bags and whatnot. Does it ever occur to these people that some of us may want to advance forward a little? Maybe we're trying to get somewhere? Or perhaps we'd like to burn a calorie or two? The kicker is, when you say "Excuse me" and squeeze past them, they roll their eyes and click their tounge like you're this angry impatient bitch with no manners.....IT'S A SIMPLE CONCEPT - IF YOU WANT TO REST ON YOUR LAURELS, JUST MOVE TO THE RIGHT AND LET ME PROCEED WITH MY DAY. *fume* In any case, I'm starting a new WLSR Revolution. Who's with me??
8. How fucking great was Chappelle's Show this week? Or ANY week for that matter?
9. A shout out to Chloe and Trixie - I'll say a little prayer for you when I cross the Target threshold this weekend.
10. Condoleeza Rice scares the living bejeezus out of me.
Have a kickass weekend everyone...stay safe!
1. Speaking of Fridays...they put in a TGIFridays in Penn frickin' Station. WTF?!
2. Ever since Dan and I moved to Brooklyn, things are so...light. I worry about less, I enjoy more and I'm blissful everywhere I go. I'm nicer to people, I'm more patient, and I seem to have a spring in my step. I have to say that the gorgeous weather lately has something to do with it, but DAMN if Park Slope hasn't made me a better woman. I'm just like Miranda!!
3. Time Warner Cable practices the WORST customer service I have EVER received. No contest. If it wasn't such a fucking monopoly, I'd switch. But we all know how hard DirecTV sucks ass. *grumble*
4. Going to Long Island this weekend to spend a whole lot of money I don't have. We're hitting Target, Ikea, Home Depot and probably the mall, too. You know - new apartment stuff. *GLEE*
5. I think I have a problem with shopping. Meaning it's like a drug to me. I get all blissfull and satisfied when I do it. It's like medication. This is bad, right?
6. I need a raise.
7. Rant: Whatever happened to the "Walk Left, Stand Right" rule on Escalators? People are fucking RIDICULOUS when it comes to the mechanical stairs....they rush to pile on, then they just stand there and surround themselves with their children and bags and whatnot. Does it ever occur to these people that some of us may want to advance forward a little? Maybe we're trying to get somewhere? Or perhaps we'd like to burn a calorie or two? The kicker is, when you say "Excuse me" and squeeze past them, they roll their eyes and click their tounge like you're this angry impatient bitch with no manners.....IT'S A SIMPLE CONCEPT - IF YOU WANT TO REST ON YOUR LAURELS, JUST MOVE TO THE RIGHT AND LET ME PROCEED WITH MY DAY. *fume* In any case, I'm starting a new WLSR Revolution. Who's with me??
8. How fucking great was Chappelle's Show this week? Or ANY week for that matter?
9. A shout out to Chloe and Trixie - I'll say a little prayer for you when I cross the Target threshold this weekend.
10. Condoleeza Rice scares the living bejeezus out of me.
Have a kickass weekend everyone...stay safe!
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*falls over uncerimoniously*
And yeah, Condoleeezzzzzzza Rice scares the hell out of me too.
This is pretty funny.
[Edited on Apr 11, 2004 9:57AM]