Tuesday May 25, 2010

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Nothing to Inspire Me

Seriously, been like, totally looking all over the damn place for something. Why are rice krispie treats called LCMs here? That isn't inspiration, just an honest question.

Maybe I need to be drunk, but I am sick, and booze + disease = more mucous than I care to deal with.

Oh well, at least I updated.

Wednesday Apr 07, 2010

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Look.
I am a libertarian.
I think all drugs should be legal, from pot to heroin to whatever they are brewing up in small labs in the middle of the Arizona desert.
You want to use drugs, fine, more power to you. I don't.
Not that I am straight edge, I drink sometimes, more because it is legal than because I don't believe it is...
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Tuesday Jun 03, 2008

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Never understood the whole blogging phenomenon. Sort of like a therapist you have to type to and who refuses to respond.
philconnors:
So tell us how you really feel. smile

Friday Oct 21, 2005

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bob's thoughts:

expectations of a personal jesus

1) tap water into box wine

2) raising john, george from dead, casting yoko into perdition

3) personal introduction to whore of babylon

4) walking on water / clean leaves out of pool

5) curing mysterious rash, no questions asked

6) feeding the masses on 3 buffalo wings, one plate of cheese fries

7) salvation or whatever

8)...
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awesomejossie:
Enjoy ya night out? kiss
awesomejossie:


[Edited on Oct 31, 2005 5:10PM]

Monday Oct 03, 2005

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BoB's Thoughts:

What is the redneck agenda of which greenday are so dismissive?

1) a car on blocks in every yard

2) tornado proof trailers

3)removing moonshine from the banned items list

4)the ATF hands out alcohol tobacco and firearms

5) working on the three beer beer helmet technology

6) getting new episode of the "Dukes of Hazard" made

7) moving economy to the beer...
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Wednesday Aug 31, 2005

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There are three simple rules to understanding Bob. The first is:
1) He doesnt give a rats ass about anything.
The second is:
2) if he says he gives a rats ass, he is lying.
The third:
3) if he says he is being honest, he is definitely lying to you.

Bob lives in a truly philosophic world. What we know to be true is...
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frantic:
Ok bob! andrew is also talking in the third person today

Sunday Jul 10, 2005

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you know, i should really sit down and write a journal entry.


but that is a lot of work, and you either sound emo or retarded.

don't worry, i never read anyone else's journal, so i am insulting you out of ignorance, the best way to do it imho.

perhaps i should write when i am not enhancing my shitty mood with medium quality whisky...
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broadshateme:
There are three simple rules to understanding Bob. The first is:
1) He doesnt give a rats ass about anything.
The second is:
2) if he says he gives a rats ass, he is lying.
The third:
3) if he says he is being honest, he is definitely lying to you.

Bob lives in a truly philosophic world. What we know to be true is zip, zilch, nada. Truth is such an obscure concept that Bob refuses to embrace it. Instead, Bob challenges you to embrace Bob. Be one with the Bob. Or, preferably, let Bob become one with you, especially if you are female and he can do so with a simple rogering. Ah, Bob, it is good to be I.

Love,
Bob

Bob now resides in North Yorkshire. It is pretty, but there is fuck all for forests and it smells like sheep dip. Bob loves you, his children. Follow he that is the way. Bob is the Aleph and the whatever letter ends the Hebrew alphabet

Saturday May 07, 2005

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.......................COMING SOON............................................
...............................BoB's Guide to Scoring in Clubs.............

............................Chapter 1 - Choosing a Club....................
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bluevalentine:
that is easy. Hell, I'm sure we could even find someplace once youre here if you're not sure what day you'll be here exactly
bluevalentine:
yes, austin smile

If you get lost or your car blows up, let me know

Tuesday May 03, 2005

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i just deleted every movie, tv show, and porn video off of my harddrive... not that i meant to do so.

i had an I/O device error on one directory, so i go into the command prompt and run a chkdsk on my drive... i don't even run into fix, just to verify... and it deletes my entire movies directory.

i am sure there is...
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broadshateme:
COMING SOON... BoB's guide to scoring in clubs!

Tuesday Apr 26, 2005

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Man, out processing is a pain in the ass.

To clear supply i have to go to CIF, to go to CIF i have to clear supply.

Army logic.

Let's all go get drunk. If you live off of I10 between Ga and Az, let me know where so we can go drink.
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