Just got back from the Alaska interview! Went pretty well I thought..... I lied and told them I worked on a pig farm slaughtering pigs, which scored me some points 
...... It was a sausage fest gallore 
Which is 1/10th of what it will be in Alaska..... I'm fully planning on going with a big knife strapped to each leg 
........
Soooo, My god last night was insanity!!!
So me and all my friends headed to the "out and about" last night to get our grooves on. And Of coarse we went nice and toasty with good ole Capt' Morgans and sparks in our bellys ....... SOooo.... We were having a DAMN great time shaking our asses, when suddenly some dumb bitch gets jealous cause her mans checking out my girl, so she yells at Cassandra to get a bra (who knows why cause her chest was looking overly hott on this particular night), so Cassandra does a mission impossible dive off the stage at her and the start shoving and slapping, then Scott the DJ comes and drags Cassandra out with me running after..... Meanwhile behind us Ruby yealls at Jessica to hit the bitch, so she knocks her ass to the ground ..... Then they kicked Jessica out ....
THEN, me and Ruby swindel our way back in telling them that we weren't fighting and we need to get Juan..... Once we get in there and get Juan out I start asking Ruby which girl started the shit.... I thought she pointed as this one chick (sadly it was the girl behind her) but me being nice and toasted fucking started whomping on this poor inasint girl, dragging her by her hair and basically.... fucking her up
...... I start running before they can kick me out .... but accidently leave Ruby who is swarmed in on and had to fight her way through 3 bitches trying to fight her......
Meanwhile.... Jessica and Cassandra some how sneak back in and start danceing on the stage, but it doesn't even take a minute before some other bitch shoves Jessica and Boom, Cassandra Jessica and 3 other girls go at it.......
hehehehe, so after all the madness we re-group at Juan and Gilbert's house and discover the only injury we indured was the fact that I broke my poor lil pinky on the poor inasint girls face
...... I feel SO bad, but hey...... I was trying to defend my girl..... What can I say
Crazy times........ So now that we're 86ed out of the local gay bar, it's time to go back to playing 21 year olds at Ray's golden lion ........... Whew........ Fun times!!
P.S. My fucking pinky hurts!!!
...... It was a sausage fest gallore Which is 1/10th of what it will be in Alaska..... I'm fully planning on going with a big knife strapped to each leg ........
Soooo, My god last night was insanity!!!
So me and all my friends headed to the "out and about" last night to get our grooves on. And Of coarse we went nice and toasty with good ole Capt' Morgans and sparks in our bellys
....... SOooo.... We were having a DAMN great time shaking our asses, when suddenly some dumb bitch gets jealous cause her mans checking out my girl, so she yells at Cassandra to get a bra (who knows why cause her chest was looking overly hott on this particular night), so Cassandra does a mission impossible dive off the stage at her and the start shoving and slapping, then Scott the DJ comes and drags Cassandra out with me running after..... Meanwhile behind us Ruby yealls at Jessica to hit the bitch, so she knocks her ass to the ground ..... Then they kicked Jessica out ....
THEN, me and Ruby swindel our way back in telling them that we weren't fighting and we need to get Juan..... Once we get in there and get Juan out I start asking Ruby which girl started the shit.... I thought she pointed as this one chick (sadly it was the girl behind her) but me being nice and toasted fucking started whomping on this poor inasint girl, dragging her by her hair and basically.... fucking her up
...... I start running before they can kick me out .... but accidently leave Ruby who is swarmed in on and had to fight her way through 3 bitches trying to fight her......
Meanwhile.... Jessica and Cassandra some how sneak back in and start danceing on the stage, but it doesn't even take a minute before some other bitch shoves Jessica and Boom, Cassandra Jessica and 3 other girls go at it.......
hehehehe, so after all the madness we re-group at Juan and Gilbert's house and discover the only injury we indured was the fact that I broke my poor lil pinky on the poor inasint girls face
...... I feel SO bad, but hey...... I was trying to defend my girl..... What can I say
Crazy times........ So now that we're 86ed out of the local gay bar, it's time to go back to playing 21 year olds at Ray's golden lion
........... Whew........ Fun times!!
P.S. My fucking pinky hurts!!!
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a night out in pasco. that's fuckin agro. did you ever go to go bowl on thursday/tuesday nights (quarter beers)? we used to go there before any of us were 21, and there was a fight EVERY time. enjoy ray's. my buddy's band plays tehre sometimes. "eclectic approach" ya heard them?