Death Cab for Cutie didn't happen 
..... But for good reasons! I got a job baby! Yeah! (OK, so it's just JC Penneys) But damn it, after 4 months of begging to be hired all over town and 5000 turn downs later due to my big belly exposing the fact that a baby would steal me away come December.... I would have taken any job they could possibly hand my way 
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In later news, I have to go fight the Housing Authority in court!! Those basterds turned down my low income housing application because "I'm a danger to the neighborhood due to having an assault charge on my record
" However, That shit got dismissed from my record in August!! So it sure as shit shouldn't affect me now! So on to court I go, to lay down the law! Those bitches are going down!! I should have been living in my own apartment in P-town a week ago! 
In the mean time, my house is being attacked by a horde of killer spiders!! These suckers are straight from the movie "Arachnophobia"....
I need outta here!
..... But for good reasons! I got a job baby! Yeah! (OK, so it's just JC Penneys) But damn it, after 4 months of begging to be hired all over town and 5000 turn downs later due to my big belly exposing the fact that a baby would steal me away come December.... I would have taken any job they could possibly hand my way ....
In later news, I have to go fight the Housing Authority in court!! Those basterds turned down my low income housing application because "I'm a danger to the neighborhood due to having an assault charge on my record
" However, That shit got dismissed from my record in August!! So it sure as shit shouldn't affect me now! So on to court I go, to lay down the law! Those bitches are going down!! I should have been living in my own apartment in P-town a week ago!
In the mean time, my house is being attacked by a horde of killer spiders!! These suckers are straight from the movie "Arachnophobia"....
I need outta here!
Hope everything's ok for you by now, sounds like you had alot going on.