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So today i applied for a make-up artist position at the new Nordstrom department store they're opening next month. As soon as i heard they had a M.A.C counter i jumped on that damn application! So i have an interview next week!!! That would be my dream job i think i'd actually LOVE going to work if i was a make-up artist for them...not to mention i'd get 50% off of products!!!!!! The starting pay is really good...PLUS commission AND BENEFITS!!! i talked to a friend today that just got hired...and he told me that when they interview you...the different cosmetic lines will bid on you for their counter if they want to hire you. How interesting.... i hope i can get a position with a line i enjoy....preferrably M.A.C...but there's other respectable lines there just the same...just something besides the job i have now! i'm so sick of Olive Garden Gluttons....i'd love to do something i actually feel passionate about! So wish me luck kiddos!

So...i got my hair did last week. i cut like a foot of hair off! YEAH i miss it....but it was really shitty...my ends were fried like woah....and now it's soooo much more healthier and will grow back in much better shape. I'm still a redhead. After dying it red for so many years....the bleach wasn't quite going to cut it....(it's one of the hardest colors to bleach out) so i said..."fuck it...it's meant to be red then..." here's some pics for your viewing pleasure:

In other news.... Big Johnson is coming to visit in 2 weeks. hahaha...i was rummaging through old picture boxes the other day and i came across the most hilarious picture of me, him, and rolando when we were like 17. <~see i still had a fascination with pinching people's nipples even way back then.

Next week is going to kick sooooooo much ASS!!!! the time has come where i will FINALLY get to meet my idol Tairrie B. and MY RUIN!!!!! My cousin and i will be heading up to Dallas Wednesday to check them out! She sent me a rad shirt in the mail today....i will without a doubt be taking some pics with her in it come next week!!!! Then 2 days later.....i'll be seeing: System of a Down and The Mars Volta . Hot damn...make the week go by faster!








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So...last night i get off of work...and me and some co-workers wanted to invest our tips in some cheap drinks. My friend Jose suggested his hot spot... Sparks. Mind you..i've been there twice...last year with an old fling...but this was before it was a gay men's bar. So we get there....and as soon as we walk in we're like... "What the fuck?! THIS is the hot spot?????" Not to mention the place wreaked of vomit and there was some flamboyant gay guy walking around dousing the place in air freshner. hahahahhaha. So anyway...Jose promised us oil wrestling and cheap drinks so we figured we'd get trashed there initially and bounce out to somewhere remotely cool. Well...the setting wasn't anything a handful of drinks couldn't handle.....we began the getting crunk process. It all started off so innocently...... ....eventually we moved on to shots... ......THEN things started getting S-C-A-N-D-E-L-O-U-S....... <---i then proceeded to size up the ladies..... Some bloke at the bar started to give us all a free show..... Yeah...Gary REALLY enjoyed his lil performance... as did Tameka.... AND KEVIN..... <---the lap dancing left a domino effect on the 2 gay guys in the group i guess-->...many shots later...one confident guy decided to take a cock pic and show it to us all . Oil Wrestling, cheap drinks, and cock pics...oh my! We all left with happy faces---> Although that'll probably be the LAST time i venture off to Spark's....just a lil too much femininity spread around in that place.

SPEAKING OF BEING FEMININE.... for the first time in my life.....i got my nails done you can now officially call me a girly girl...but if u do...keep in mind that i can still punch you in your tits or "cack". I'm just trying to grow my real nails out...trying to quit this dirty nail biting habit i have going on....but at least i don't smoke...we each have our dirty lil habits i guess.





P.S----> Today's photoset was amazing!!! these girls really know how to enjoy their icecream.....as do these dirty hookers---->


ANNNdddd.... on an ending note... THIS is why you DON'T pass out before your friends do. Drunken Picasso whaa?