Sooo....last night i worked a VERRRRRRY long double shift at work. One of my last tables was a table of four young cats. Anywho...they seem like a pretty cool crowd...and when i'm giving them their check....one of the girls....shyly asks me..."do you know of any good "gentleman's clubs"?" i kind of laugh...and i'm like..."hmmm...where do i begin?!" she replies.... "we want to see FEMALE dancers"...and i'm like..."Yeah...those are the only ones i go to!" then one of the guys at the table replies..."I LOVE THIS RESTAURANT!" haha. 
They weren't properly dressed to go to any of the really, really, nice ones....and they wanted something as close as possible but still decent. So i recommended The Wild Zebra to them. They are most appreciative and leave me a very nice tip 
..........................5 minutes after they leave...one of the girls comes back inside and asks me if i'd like to join them there when i got off....i thought about it for like 2 seconds and said..."Yeah...i'll swing by for a bit." Mind you this is THE FIRST time in my 4 years working at the restaurant where i've ever hung out with one of my tables. So i FINALLY get off of work and i get there. I'm worried they're not going to let me in...cause i showed up solo and lots of clubs make the females have an escort. I was sporting the boyscout get-up in the picture below...the bouncers kept asking me what troop i was in and didn't give me any problems in fact.. they let me in for free and gave me a stack of free passes. (that shirt later got complimented by lots of the dancers hahahahaha) So i see the group sitting by the stage...and they're like..."BAD ASS....you showed up!" We get to know each other...and i find out they're from Dallas...and one of the hot blonde girls was from Austin. After a few beers...one of my boys shows up for some T&A. (He NEVER says no when i invite him to the club) Shortly after he arrives, one of the guys from the group told me to pick out a girl to dance for me. Seeing how he already compensated me generously earlier...i told him he didn't have to do that. He said..."If you don't pick her...I WILL!" 
Soooo...i had my eyes on this dancer named Brooke...B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L girl. Tanned skin....and SUPER long curly hair (a lil past her ass) 
, nice curvy body, and an excellent rack. 
A few minutes later she comes to get me...and the group cheers me on. haha. She takes me to a corner and starts talking to me...getting to know me for like 5 minutes and then she gives me like the longest lap dance i've ever had. A GREAT DANCE by the way! 
She bit my inner thighs like 4 times... i was like..."hell yeah...---> 
then after she'd been dancing for a good while...she tells me..."i'm going to give you another one for free." and goes at it again. When i went back to the table...everyone was like...."DAMN...i should have picked HER for my dance!" haha. *that's right kids--->i know how to pick 'em* Sooo...that was my night. It ended there.....i wanted to go drunken swimming at my friend's house....but my new group of peeps were too drunk to join...so i called it a night 
The hot blonde from Austin turns 22 at the end of the month and wants me to join in on the 6th street fun....sooooooo....looks like we'll be keeping in touch
In dedication to people who like taking "flaming shots"....here's a neat lil video for you to WATCH oh how i love laughing at other people's drunken stupidity! haha. 
They weren't properly dressed to go to any of the really, really, nice ones....and they wanted something as close as possible but still decent. So i recommended The Wild Zebra to them. They are most appreciative and leave me a very nice tip ..........................5 minutes after they leave...one of the girls comes back inside and asks me if i'd like to join them there when i got off....i thought about it for like 2 seconds and said..."Yeah...i'll swing by for a bit." Mind you this is THE FIRST time in my 4 years working at the restaurant where i've ever hung out with one of my tables. So i FINALLY get off of work and i get there. I'm worried they're not going to let me in...cause i showed up solo and lots of clubs make the females have an escort. I was sporting the boyscout get-up in the picture below...the bouncers kept asking me what troop i was in and didn't give me any problems in fact.. they let me in for free and gave me a stack of free passes. (that shirt later got complimented by lots of the dancers hahahahaha) So i see the group sitting by the stage...and they're like..."BAD ASS....you showed up!" We get to know each other...and i find out they're from Dallas...and one of the hot blonde girls was from Austin. After a few beers...one of my boys shows up for some T&A. (He NEVER says no when i invite him to the club) Shortly after he arrives, one of the guys from the group told me to pick out a girl to dance for me. Seeing how he already compensated me generously earlier...i told him he didn't have to do that. He said..."If you don't pick her...I WILL!" Soooo...i had my eyes on this dancer named Brooke...B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L girl. Tanned skin....and SUPER long curly hair (a lil past her ass) , nice curvy body, and an excellent rack. A few minutes later she comes to get me...and the group cheers me on. haha. She takes me to a corner and starts talking to me...getting to know me for like 5 minutes and then she gives me like the longest lap dance i've ever had. A GREAT DANCE by the way! She bit my inner thighs like 4 times... i was like..."hell yeah...---> then after she'd been dancing for a good while...she tells me..."i'm going to give you another one for free." and goes at it again. When i went back to the table...everyone was like...."DAMN...i should have picked HER for my dance!" haha. *that's right kids--->i know how to pick 'em* Sooo...that was my night. It ended there.....i wanted to go drunken swimming at my friend's house....but my new group of peeps were too drunk to join...so i called it a night The hot blonde from Austin turns 22 at the end of the month and wants me to join in on the 6th street fun....sooooooo....looks like we'll be keeping in touch
In dedication to people who like taking "flaming shots"....here's a neat lil video for you to WATCH
oh how i love laughing at other people's drunken stupidity! haha. VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
Oh silly me I get it. You put a "
So why don't you tell us what really happened? lol
[Edited on Jul 13, 2005 9:57PM]