We had soooooo much beer at the river today and we managed to kill every last one. The River was awesome...there were 22 of us total that made it out today...the more the merrier right. ugh...i'm feeling kind of sick right now though....i drank a lot of beer and had a couple of jello shots...but that's not what did it. We started smoking and after we all got blown and ate every hotdog, cookie, and chips that we took...me and my friend Roland had this genius idea to go get ice cream at Baskin Robbins
damn potheads...sometimes you just don't think things through when you're stoned and have a killer buzz going on. so anyway...we go and devour some ice cream sundaes and not that i have to tell anyone this...but ice cream and beer....they don't mix too well together. so now i'm here at home holding my belly and acting like a lil bitch
i sported my
bikini today...the water was so fuckin' cold i think i could cut butter with my nipples not to mention the fact that they're hard 24 hours a day thanx to my nipple rings so the guys had a fun time sassing me about that. This is probably going to be my last time going to the river this summer cause i already start school in like 2 weeks...but i'm going to Schlitterbahn this coming Friday so that'll be kick ass....i can't wait to get on the soda straws...those are my favorites...the guy i'm going with wants to take some mushrooms while we go....so i'll see about that. I don't know if i want to trip at a waterpark...it all depends on how potent the shrooms are i don't want to be too overwhelmed at the park and not be able to enjoy myself....yeah...i probably will..i don't want to be the only sober one going that's never fun...i'll just take a lower dose...yeahhhh...that's what i'll do...ok...i'm pretty throwed and i can sense that i'm babbling like a fuckin' monkey...so i'm going to stop before i say anything too stupid...
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erszebet:
Damn honey! It sounds like your weekend was even more fun than mine! And I can deffinately sympathize on the "eating everything in site and then regreting it". Been there done that. Though not lately, as I'm looking for a new job... Oh well, I'm glad somebody is having fun. And enjoy the water park. ![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
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tony_montana:
I miss tubing on the river. All the rivers up here are galcier fed and they have waterfalls, so none of that.