So first, here are all the wonderfully silly things I wanted to share with you over the past few days but have been forgetting!
1. http://www.newgrounds.com/mature/
My co-workers and I have been playing online games during break and no students are in town. Most of the time they are pretty benign, we shoot things up, we solve little puzzles, etc. But we came across this and it is way more inappropriate and funny! The Meet N Fuck games are great. We usually piss and moan about not being able to turn on the girls, how ridiculous their boobs look, how lots of things would NOT feel good and how bad the dialogue and sex sounds are!
2. My friend Laura and I go to IHOP 50% off all you can eat pancake nights on Thursday. $5 for all you can eat pancakes! CRAZY! Anyway, we went this Thursday even though we were warned that it was going to snow really bad. We waited until 9:30pm, and nothing had happened so we went. We got in the dual turn lane to turn into IHOP when we see a salt truck speeding behind us. We just kind of sit there like "Uuuuuh...." Then all of the sudden the salt truck speeds around the left of us and back into traffic to the right of us. Laura turns to me and says "I feel like I have been raped by the salt truck, can you check my panties for tearing?" I have never laughed so hard in my life! I just had to share how witty and wonderful my friend is.
Below are spoilers for shitty personal stuff: (Just cause I don't want to bum everyone out who drops by this blog, but I do want to kind of talk about what might be going on in my life in the near future
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1. http://www.newgrounds.com/mature/
My co-workers and I have been playing online games during break and no students are in town. Most of the time they are pretty benign, we shoot things up, we solve little puzzles, etc. But we came across this and it is way more inappropriate and funny! The Meet N Fuck games are great. We usually piss and moan about not being able to turn on the girls, how ridiculous their boobs look, how lots of things would NOT feel good and how bad the dialogue and sex sounds are!
2. My friend Laura and I go to IHOP 50% off all you can eat pancake nights on Thursday. $5 for all you can eat pancakes! CRAZY! Anyway, we went this Thursday even though we were warned that it was going to snow really bad. We waited until 9:30pm, and nothing had happened so we went. We got in the dual turn lane to turn into IHOP when we see a salt truck speeding behind us. We just kind of sit there like "Uuuuuh...." Then all of the sudden the salt truck speeds around the left of us and back into traffic to the right of us. Laura turns to me and says "I feel like I have been raped by the salt truck, can you check my panties for tearing?" I have never laughed so hard in my life! I just had to share how witty and wonderful my friend is.

Below are spoilers for shitty personal stuff: (Just cause I don't want to bum everyone out who drops by this blog, but I do want to kind of talk about what might be going on in my life in the near future

ETA: I just deleted my Facebook(s) and MySpace. I'm making SG my home away from real life now. I feel so grown up.
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My wife had to quit her job recently, and I am starting to wish I didn't have a mortgage...
Thanks for the link to the games. Definitely good for some laughs.