Run! Hide your children! Protect your pets! Go outa town for a while or somethin'!!!!!!!!!
because Barbie has tattoos!
witness:
check it out: a voice of reason in a storm of stupid
my favorite part: One commenter, on the Ms Twixt website for parents of Tween-age girls, wrote: "Encouraging children that tattoos are cool is wrong, wrong, wrong. Mattel why not put a cigarette and a beer bottle in her hand while you're at it!"
ah! she's right! you know, the second i sinned through tattoo, i noticed that i always had a cigarette in my hand. and in the other? booze. i haven't been able to get rid of them since. and i can put on a sweater and jeans before i leave the house, but by the time i get outside, i'm wearing a miniskirt and tube top with stripper heels.
*sigh* man, people are stupid.
i kinda love her cactus-dog though
because Barbie has tattoos!
witness:
check it out: a voice of reason in a storm of stupid
my favorite part: One commenter, on the Ms Twixt website for parents of Tween-age girls, wrote: "Encouraging children that tattoos are cool is wrong, wrong, wrong. Mattel why not put a cigarette and a beer bottle in her hand while you're at it!"
ah! she's right! you know, the second i sinned through tattoo, i noticed that i always had a cigarette in my hand. and in the other? booze. i haven't been able to get rid of them since. and i can put on a sweater and jeans before i leave the house, but by the time i get outside, i'm wearing a miniskirt and tube top with stripper heels.
*sigh* man, people are stupid.
i kinda love her cactus-dog though
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I actually think tattooed hipster Barbie is quite adorable!
But I did hear that instead of a dream house she comes with a meth lab.
People are dumb. Oh so dumb. lol
Wuv you and stuff.