I about flipped tonight when I realized I had a bag of chocolate covered gummi bears in the 'fridge. I rediscovered this confectionary delight while strolling through the mall the other day. I was craving the taste, but couldn't name it at first. Then I realized I was remembering the taste of chocolate covered gummi bears, which is actually a flavor that I associate with... Read More
i think that's one of the baby skunks from the one that walks around our yard each night lately
~they steal children at night i think
~they cannot be trusted
awww...baby skunks are the best...they are tricky little bastards though. iv been tricked twice...one time at my old job while on my lunch brake 3rd shift....this little skunk runs up to me...as if he wanted to be friend me....so like any normal person would do i calmly walked away from if for fear of its smell...and what does this little evil skunk do...? he freaken follows me....yea...
or there was this one time my cousin in law lost his cell phone outside (it was night and i was asleep when he called) he calls me on my home phone asking me to search the yard while he calls the cell...its late at night so i leave my glasses inside...bad idea...cause as i am looking for his cell i see a cute little fuzzy kitten on my front lawn.. i run up to grab it and pet it...but right as i get up to it....its white and black tail shoots up....its not a cat at all its a freaken skunk posing as a cute kitten...
i tell you skunks are evil little monsters who use trickery..be carefull
My car was broken into for the second time in a year, now. I left it with the valet at Medusa Lounge last weekend and got it back, minus my stereo, skateboard, bluetooth headset, and all of my work tools. The valet company said they would reimburse me, but so far, it doesn't look like that's going to happen.
Everyone is talking about Large Hadron Collider this week. So far, no black holes to report.
I'm currently waiting on my laundry. One of the machines was stopped for about 20 minutes due to an unbalanced load. I don't like to do laundry because it cuts into my relaxation time. Laundry isn't relaxing because in order to start a load, check it, dry it, fold... Read More
Yeah, I've fallen victim to identity theft. I realized it the other day when my bank sent me a notice that they were drawing funds for overdraft protection. It's such a bummer. The bank claims that they can't really do much about it anytime soon. It's been sent to their research department. They're looking into it and... Read More
"It all makes me want to keep my money in a sock under my mattress with booby traps."
its because of these 'friendly' overdraft 'protection' that i've resorted to buying money orders to pay bills, and taking out all of my spending money for the next two weeks in cash on payday.
Nope - I think that's the one Nixon has on her blog right now. Royksopp's better known for this:
I was linking to a live version of that same song that has a VERY CONSPICUOUS COWBELL at 2 minutes in.
I could keep a very extensive blog on the topic of my traffic woes, alone. I know all the major impound lots and will probably be on a first name basis with them before long. Yeah, I've been parking in all the wrong places, racking up a total of $382.20 this week. Actually, most of that was from this afternoon when I went for coffee... Read More
You know, a couple of weeks ago, someone left a flyer on my windshield that looked like a ticket. Normally, I just throw them away but I happened to look at this one and it is a group called Ticket To The Man. For $5 a month, they'll send you a text message giving you a chance to move your car before parking enforcement rears its ugly head. It's an interesting idea, but I figured I could just as effectively set an alarm on my phone for Wednesdays and Fridays.
All kinds of goodies showed up in my mailbox today...
* 2 Netflix rentals
* A book entitled "Hot Chicks with Douchebags", chock full of hilarious photos of hot chicks with douchebags
* A Girl Talk cd
and
* A holiday paycheck that I had no idea was coming my way.
Normally, I get a little upset when they get my name wrong at Starbucks because I end up having to walk around with a cup that has someone else's name on it. Unless I introduce myself as "Ryan with an R," they get it right maybe 25% of the time. I'll try to watch them write it, too, because occasionally I can correct them before... Read More
An idea just occurred to me yesterday... you know those vinyl window decals that cling with static electricity? Well, I'm going to have some printed up with my own design so I can bring one with me when I get coffee. It'll have my name and my drink and maybe my photo. They can just stick it right to my cup and there'll be no more confusion.