brightnight

i'm just a regular joe
with a regular job
i'm your average white
suburbanite slob
i like football and porno and books about war
i got an average house
with a nice hard-wood floor
my wife and my job, my kids and my car
my feet on the table
and a cuban cigar

but sometimes that just aint enough
to keep a man like me interested
oh no. no way. uh uh.
no i gotta have fun
at someone else's expense
oh yea. yea yea yea yea

i drive really so in the ultra fast lane
while poeple behind me are going insane

i'm an asshole

i use public toilets and i piss on the seat
i walk around in the summertime
say'n how about this heat!

i'm an asshole

sometimes i park in handicap spaces
while handicap people
make handicap faces

i'm an asshole

maybe i shouldn't be singing this song
ranting and raving and carrying on
maybe they're right
when the tell me i'm wrong

NAHH

i'm an asshole