brielle

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel
manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly
at 8AM.

The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's
door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this
new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is
backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the
factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up
all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a
roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They
both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two
marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.

The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically.
After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the
woman, and says,

"I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to
give Elmo two test tickles."