Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

bridgetmarie

Brooklyn

Member Since 2011

Followers 121 Following 128

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Friday Apr 01, 2011

Apr 1, 2011
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
In some cruel attempt at an april fool's joke, my cat threw up on my blackberry while I was sleeping last night and broke it! Of all the space in my entire apartment - he could've chose anywhere else on the floor, on the table, on the desk, on a shelf... but he chose to aim directly at my blackberry's keyboard.

Ironically it wasn't even that much puke! He just ate a blade of grass and then threw it up. I think it only killed the phone because he puked on it while I was sleeping so the wetness had hours to really get cozy between the keys and make sure the phone was good and broken.

And here's the best part: my dad, who knows my social security # and where I live, used my phone update about 6 months ago without asking instead of just replacing his old broken phone for $5 with his phone insurance. I was going to get an iphone for my birthday on march 13... but I can't because they're $700 off plan. I can get my phone replaced with my phone insurance, but for $50. I'm trying to get my friend's little sister to give me her old iphone.

I can't stay mad at my cat though. He's such a cutie snuggleface.

More Blogs

  • 04.04.11
    5

    Monday Apr 04, 2011

    after the site was down for a day, sometimes when I click on SG's alb…
  • 04.03.11
    0

    Sunday Apr 03, 2011

    i didn't used to like it, but... family guy is growing on me.
  • 04.01.11
    0

    Friday Apr 01, 2011

    In some cruel attempt at an april fool's joke, my cat threw up on my …
  • 03.30.11
    1

    Wednesday Mar 30, 2011

    Read More
  • 03.29.11
    1

    Tuesday Mar 29, 2011

    I made a tumblr: <a href="http://boozeyguzey.tumblr.com/">http:…
  • 03.27.11
    0

    Sunday Mar 27, 2011

    So this is Lorax, my friend's sustainable community outreach project.…
  • 03.25.11
    1

    Friday Mar 25, 2011

    let's be serious: if I had more money, I wouldn't spend it on school …
  • 03.24.11
    2

    Thursday Mar 24, 2011

    Read More
  • 03.21.11
    1

    Monday Mar 21, 2011

    This may be a silly question, but hopefully another hopeful or a suic…
  • 03.19.11
    2

    Saturday Mar 19, 2011

    All of a sudden it's summertime in NYC! I'm so happy that the world i…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
3
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,597 SuicideGirls
  • 1,114,979 followers
  • 14,936,349 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,433,611 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo