bridget

Last night, uhm...I think I really damaged my brain in honor of vacation being over. Details are hazy, but I remember good times with a lovely dancer...the kind who can drive you crazy even before she takes her clothes off. I also remember a detailed conversation on Paris Hilton's hummer skills, being handcuffed to someone (although I don't know who), cherrybomb00 suggesting Saran Wrap as a prophylactic (bad idea), expired condoms and a video camera.

cherrybomb00 can talk the pants off a monk.

And Fu, I'm sorry about punching you in the face. It means I care.

MonsterFuckRally seemed to have a good birthday, isn't that all that matters?