So every now and then someone asks me, "what is grad school like?" Here is my reply:
When you are in grad school you do so much work that you can't do anything else. You drink so much coffee that you have to take pills to go to sleep. Your sleep is always drug induced, so when the fire alarm goes off in your building you say, "fuck it." I figured, if I smell smoke, I'll get up.
Then, on Friday, you work at your stupid research job all day. Your boss thinks you shit rainbows when really, you're an idiot. When you get home at 6 p.m. you open a bottle of wine. By 8 p.m. you have consumed the entire thing. Then, when your non-school friends call you and complain you never go out, you are too drunk to function. That is what grad school is like.
When you are in grad school you do so much work that you can't do anything else. You drink so much coffee that you have to take pills to go to sleep. Your sleep is always drug induced, so when the fire alarm goes off in your building you say, "fuck it." I figured, if I smell smoke, I'll get up.
Then, on Friday, you work at your stupid research job all day. Your boss thinks you shit rainbows when really, you're an idiot. When you get home at 6 p.m. you open a bottle of wine. By 8 p.m. you have consumed the entire thing. Then, when your non-school friends call you and complain you never go out, you are too drunk to function. That is what grad school is like.
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The pic of yours of the cat is hilarious.
[Edited on Nov 28, 2003 9:03PM]