bridget

Micha is a big nerd. Her idea of a wild night is a couple of beers and passing out on some lofty, academic text.

Bridget likes Jack and Coke, or vodka martinis if someone else is paying. Her idea of an average night is a bottle of Zubrovka, putting on her helmet, seducing straight, 30-year-old women and swearing in French just before passing out on the nearest cold, hard surface.

Micha could kick your ass, if she wanted to.

Bridget will kick your ass for no good reason.