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I spent last night indulging in my four favorite food groups: Booze, Broads, Bullets and Zombies.

More later....

Good morning, Angels!

Okay, heres a few things before I get back to saving the world.

Its already past the first weekend in September and I havent seen a new Saturday morning Cartoon line up. Does anyone know anything about this. The Brianjames Summer World Tour has me a bit out of touch. And, please, dont tell me its a bunch of that Pokemon crap....
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Good morning, Angels!

Okay, I don't expect anyone to know where this is coming from (well, except one of you; if that person remembers, and if he doesn't that's okay because I have detailed notes, video and a urine sample). And I really don't want anyone to be offended or think that I am the heartless wretch that I consider myself to be. But if...
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I made it back from Vegas! As always, the scenery was there and I wished I was beautiful.

I'll fill you all in on the whoring misadventuring details later. Right now, I am still tired from the jet lag and a record breaking amount of well oiled sex this weekend.

Here's a few details to hold all you true believers over: I have a weird...
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I'm in a hotel in Atlanta. I just back from a bar called Zocalo or something like that. I sat there for about a half hour and the only thing I said was "Absolute on the rocks."

Left there and saw a Tina Turner drag queen act. Can't get "What's love got to do with it" out of my head.

More later.....

One more thing;...
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The Brianjames Summer World Tour has begun! Viva Las Vodka!!!!!!!!!!

Had the big summer bash at my place the other day. It was the usual amount of sex, bugs and rock-n-roll. A little too much male drama here and there but still a good drunken mess with the odd discovery that a folding chair can hold two and half gay men as well as one straight one (the evidence, I mean pix are being developed...
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Vodka: good.
Morning: Bad!

Just a note to let you all know that while out saving the world the other day I went to Target. Nothing interesting happened; no serial killers, strippers, robots involved or drag queens involved. It was just the usual one hundred dollar trip to Target. I thought I would tell you this since everything else I do seems to turn in to a ranting, raving,...
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I went to a bar this weekend and there was a drag show going on. All the drag queens were like nine feet tall and wrapped in leather. Sort of like a cross between an egyptian god and one of the cenobites from Hellraiser. 80's pop songs now make nauseous and aroused all at the same time; and I've got this fear of waking up...
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