brianjames81

Good morning, Angels!

Okay, I don't expect anyone to know where this is coming from (well, except one of you; if that person remembers, and if he doesn't that's okay because I have detailed notes, video and a urine sample). And I really don't want anyone to be offended or think that I am the heartless wretch that I consider myself to be. But if you could, please take note of the following and when time comes lend me a hand... or whatever body part you feel like swinging in my direction....

Anyway... I totally forgot what I was going at here but it had something to do with not letting me go to a bar and sing karaoke after funerals. The next night, though... well, then you're going to hear the greatest version of "I Will Survive" ever!

In relation to that request, I would like you all to know that I have one of those hangovers that feels like someone has shoved the empty toilet paper roll through my left eye, and my mouth tastes like I have been drinking hot-dog water... wow, I just had the dirtiest thought.

More later....

Later gators!