I made it back from Vegas! As always, the scenery was there and I wished I was beautiful.
I'll fill you all in on the whoring misadventuring details later. Right now, I am still tired from the jet lag and a record breaking amount of well oiled sex this weekend.
Here's a few details to hold all you true believers over: I have a weird rash on my thigh and a bite on my chest from a chimpanzee in a sequined vest.
I also have a new appreciation for both mud and mechanical bulls; and their lack of regard for the laws of physics when applied to girls in bikinis!
More later.....
I'll fill you all in on the whoring misadventuring details later. Right now, I am still tired from the jet lag and a record breaking amount of well oiled sex this weekend.
Here's a few details to hold all you true believers over: I have a weird rash on my thigh and a bite on my chest from a chimpanzee in a sequined vest.
I also have a new appreciation for both mud and mechanical bulls; and their lack of regard for the laws of physics when applied to girls in bikinis!
More later.....
trent:
i was thinking a cheese grader.... a mysterouis bite eh?
danielle:
tell me everything. that sounds so much more exciting than my week. 