Current Mood | Bleh....
Listening to | Dane Cook (funniest MoFo alive!)
I now know where I get my jelly spine (or lack of testicular fortutude, whichever one you prefer) from. My dad comes home saying how his boss pilfered him of $20 today. Apparently, his boss just asks him to borrow $20 today, out of the blue. Considering my dad says that he has a history of not returning money, you would think that he tells his boss to fuck off right? Wrong. He gives him the $20 and comes home, bitching about for 2 hours! What's his rationale for giving away his money? Says my pops, "well, I'm afraid that he'll do things to me, because he's a malicious, bad person". I tell him that if he keeps letting his boss walk all over him, he'll treat him worse and worse as time progresses. The response? "Well, I don't want to take the chance." My dad reminds me of that one degree commercial that sells the dolls with the guy that doesn't take risks and the mama's boy and some other doll that doesn't come to mind right now. He's the one that doesn't take risks...the guy that won't wait in the express line at the supermarket for 10 items or less because he has 11 items. Not only that but the fool is the most irrational person that I've ever come to known. I swear, if I turn out like my dad, I want all of you that read this to tie me up to two cars at both ends and drive in opposite directions. I couldn't live like that.
Listening to | Dane Cook (funniest MoFo alive!)
I now know where I get my jelly spine (or lack of testicular fortutude, whichever one you prefer) from. My dad comes home saying how his boss pilfered him of $20 today. Apparently, his boss just asks him to borrow $20 today, out of the blue. Considering my dad says that he has a history of not returning money, you would think that he tells his boss to fuck off right? Wrong. He gives him the $20 and comes home, bitching about for 2 hours! What's his rationale for giving away his money? Says my pops, "well, I'm afraid that he'll do things to me, because he's a malicious, bad person". I tell him that if he keeps letting his boss walk all over him, he'll treat him worse and worse as time progresses. The response? "Well, I don't want to take the chance." My dad reminds me of that one degree commercial that sells the dolls with the guy that doesn't take risks and the mama's boy and some other doll that doesn't come to mind right now. He's the one that doesn't take risks...the guy that won't wait in the express line at the supermarket for 10 items or less because he has 11 items. Not only that but the fool is the most irrational person that I've ever come to known. I swear, if I turn out like my dad, I want all of you that read this to tie me up to two cars at both ends and drive in opposite directions. I couldn't live like that.
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NO Blech mood. Go get drunk. Make your Blech into a
yay.