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Monday Nov 28, 2005

Nov 28, 2005
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You guys wanna know something hi-larious?

Butane + Spark = Fire right? I mean that's how zippo lighters work. So flash to 30 mins ago when I was refilling my zippo. I stick the lighter back into the case and do a test light. This sounds innocent enough right? Well it is...only that I unbeknowingly had some of the fuel on my hand. I light and my hand was promptly engulfed in a fireball.

*Real smart Jay....not only are you sick as fuck...now you have 1st degree burns on your hand....real smart dumbass!*

Anyhow, at least I still have feeling in my hand (I have a lot of feeling actually) but typing has become an exercise in the art of pain supression. Someone tell me how smart I am... wink
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
toothpickmoe:
I asked them for advice on what sort of ring I should look into for the missus.
Nov 28, 2005
sghater:
hope it wasn't your most important hand... wink
Nov 28, 2005

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