Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the
doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her
to make love with him.
Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18
hours left to live.... Read More
Uh, oh. Here I go again haha. So it's my birthday today and I'm pretty excited. Gonna go out to lunch with my girlfriend in a moment, so this will be short. Life for me has been going well so far. The new classes have been kicking me in the ass uo to this point, but I've kept up. Only time will tell how I... Read More
So this being the very last day of '06, I was just feeling a little introspective. The year was very much a mixed bag of goodness and supreme shit. Managed to finish my first year at the university with a decent GPA, which suprised me since I got off to such a bad start. Went back to bartending during the summer to pay off my... Read More
My life is quickly becoming a disaster site. School is falling apart for me. I don't know what to do anymore. Thank god for thanksgiving break. More to come...
no kidding. i think i lost a friend because of something i might have said, trouble being that i don't remember saying anything due to blacking out. no good.
So I'm really, really bad at this updating thing. But to be honest, nothing much has been going on. School, work, sleep. That's it. I really wish I had more to write about, but that's just the bleak life I live. Every single year this happens. I spend the entire summer doing jack shit, and I want school to start (shudder). Well anyways, I actually... Read More