brett54

WTF !!!! I've been banned from tagging. Not happy Jan.

Melbourne .... what do they say about the weather? I was just at Federation Square, having a beer, overlooking the Yarra and the Yann Frenchie name pictures, when an almighty gust of wind blows my beer down the table. Then the tornado starts, dust, then spots of rain. aarrgghhhh.......

Just going to have a winge here. Between 5:45am and 10:15am I traveled from Brisbane to Melbourne - LESS than 2 hours was on a plane. Why can't I fly from my house and land on the Yarra? Fucking moronic road builders. At 6am, you shouldn't have to sit for 30mins to go 500m along Toombul road. There you go, I've spat the dummy and thrown all the toys out of the pram.

In Melbourne for a work safety meeting. Some guys get all the luck, no, not me. I'm in an office that is all glass that overlooks the Yarra just across from the Crown. Look, there goes a helicopter.

I need to get a real job.