ATTN SUICIDE GIRLS: When and where are there any suicide girl events?? I need cocktails. I need the capacity to schmooze. I need another layer of privileged decadence. And I need beautiful girls with colorful tattoos and brazen piercings as the backdrop. Someone keep me posted!
p.s. Whoever said "money can't buy happiness" never got a 900$-an-hour Ukrainian hooker who will blow you with a mouth full of wasabi mustard
p.s. Whoever said "money can't buy happiness" never got a 900$-an-hour Ukrainian hooker who will blow you with a mouth full of wasabi mustard