Valentine's Day.
Ladee Daddee I likes to party, and party I did this fine Valentine's Day. The day began with furious mastu...wait, no it didn't. Sarah and I went to Mexican Village and I attempted to order the item on the menu closest to that eaten by CIA Agent Sands (Johnny Depp) in Once Upon a Time in Mexico. I got a kick ass pork dish. I also got drunk on Sangria.
We then got drunker whilst karaokeeing with my parents. Who also got drunk. Drunk is good.
I sliced a honkey like white bread outside of the bar. That honkey was trying to disrespect my rims that keep spinning, yo. THEY KEEP SPINNING!
Ladee Daddee I likes to party, and party I did this fine Valentine's Day. The day began with furious mastu...wait, no it didn't. Sarah and I went to Mexican Village and I attempted to order the item on the menu closest to that eaten by CIA Agent Sands (Johnny Depp) in Once Upon a Time in Mexico. I got a kick ass pork dish. I also got drunk on Sangria.
We then got drunker whilst karaokeeing with my parents. Who also got drunk. Drunk is good.
I sliced a honkey like white bread outside of the bar. That honkey was trying to disrespect my rims that keep spinning, yo. THEY KEEP SPINNING!
Mr. I-Want-a-P.A. himself, of course.
I wanna go to vegas, you wanna come?