bredbyaliens

this is an interrogation, please answer to the best of your abilities:

-when drunk, what's the first thing you do?
-what do you think of turtles? bumblebees? bumbleturtles?
-draw a self-portrait and post the photo
-when someone slaps you, what do you do in return?
-what is a fudgepacker?
-when is pouncing most appropriate?
-how do you propose to increase your comment count?
-draw a random photo, of anything and post it
-kitties or doggies?
-do a google image search for the color blue and post the best pix
-what is your favorite frozen, but microwavable food on a stick?