So Holy Fuck!!!
I think I just took the worst trip ever..I just back from VA where I was moving my sister-in-law. My brother is getting out of military soon and we moved his wife and son down here. So let me break this down into what happened...
THE PLAN:
Fly to VA arrive around 1000, load all of the stuff into a UHAUL, which should take give or take 3 hours or so.. Sleep till around midnight or 0100, and then drive back..pretty fucking simple huh? well, let me tell you what actually happened..
THE ARRIVAL:
When we get to her house, nothing was packed!!! NOTHING!!! The t.v. was still hooked up, the computer was still hooked up, the baby's shit was all over and she had gotten rid of nothing...So needless to say, I was fucking furious straight out the gate..and my brother..(not the military one, the one went with me to help) has an even worse attitude than I do..so imagine the shittiness floating around right now..and to make matters worse.... she is a fucking pig...there was food and shit all over the place, the place smelled like cat litter..I was fucking pissed....
THE LOADING:
So we went and got the damn UHAUL, and started packing..it was 20 fucking degrees, and I have a cold..so I was miserable..and angry, we didn't get done packing until 8:00 p.m. and by then, no one wanted to stay, so we drove back..the house was so nasty anyhow, no one wanted to sleep there...So we started driving back...we were making decent time until about 0200 when we had to stop..dipshit, lazyass bitchface, sister-in-law..didn't even drive during the first leg so my poor sister had to sleep..so about 0400 we finally get going again..about 0730 we stop for gas and shit head still doesn't want to drive..about this time, i had enough and bitched at her until she finally drove so my sister could sleep..lazy fucking wench...
THE ARRIVAL:
So, we finally get back home, at 1500..3:00 p.m. thats right, 19 hours..a 13-15 hour drive took 19 hours..it sucked...So we get to the house and my mom is there just happy as hell to see the baby and starts unloading the truck with my dad and cleaning the house that shitface is moving into...I had to sleep and shower, My brother, sister, and I went home and took a nap....when I get up, I find out that cunt face had taken off..and my dad actually paid some dude to unload the truck by himself..so basically he and my mom moved her in..when she finally comes back, she's all pissed off and ripping boxes open saying that she wants to get shit in order so she can go visit my brother (her husband) down in port canaveral where his ship is pulling in...so now she has a sense of urgency..
THE RESULT:
So here's whats going to happen..when my little brother gets out of the navy and I see him again, I'm going to punch him in the face...I told him she was a piece of shit, I told my parents she was a piece of shit..but no one listened....I told everyone that she is crazy and while the little guy is in the navy she is going to be our problem..I really don't like her..I've tried so hard to be understanding and all but this was the last straw...I love my nephew to death..but I can't stand her..I'm sorry..she's rude, dirty, and just a lazy piece of shit..oh well..
THE GOOD NEWS:
I always have good news..I've been asked to teach a course I designed at the police academy..I'm the man!! So, there's that..and I'm having a baby..love it!!!
PTFO!!
Fair Winds!!!
I think I just took the worst trip ever..I just back from VA where I was moving my sister-in-law. My brother is getting out of military soon and we moved his wife and son down here. So let me break this down into what happened...
THE PLAN:
Fly to VA arrive around 1000, load all of the stuff into a UHAUL, which should take give or take 3 hours or so.. Sleep till around midnight or 0100, and then drive back..pretty fucking simple huh? well, let me tell you what actually happened..
THE ARRIVAL:
When we get to her house, nothing was packed!!! NOTHING!!! The t.v. was still hooked up, the computer was still hooked up, the baby's shit was all over and she had gotten rid of nothing...So needless to say, I was fucking furious straight out the gate..and my brother..(not the military one, the one went with me to help) has an even worse attitude than I do..so imagine the shittiness floating around right now..and to make matters worse.... she is a fucking pig...there was food and shit all over the place, the place smelled like cat litter..I was fucking pissed....
THE LOADING:
So we went and got the damn UHAUL, and started packing..it was 20 fucking degrees, and I have a cold..so I was miserable..and angry, we didn't get done packing until 8:00 p.m. and by then, no one wanted to stay, so we drove back..the house was so nasty anyhow, no one wanted to sleep there...So we started driving back...we were making decent time until about 0200 when we had to stop..dipshit, lazyass bitchface, sister-in-law..didn't even drive during the first leg so my poor sister had to sleep..so about 0400 we finally get going again..about 0730 we stop for gas and shit head still doesn't want to drive..about this time, i had enough and bitched at her until she finally drove so my sister could sleep..lazy fucking wench...
THE ARRIVAL:
So, we finally get back home, at 1500..3:00 p.m. thats right, 19 hours..a 13-15 hour drive took 19 hours..it sucked...So we get to the house and my mom is there just happy as hell to see the baby and starts unloading the truck with my dad and cleaning the house that shitface is moving into...I had to sleep and shower, My brother, sister, and I went home and took a nap....when I get up, I find out that cunt face had taken off..and my dad actually paid some dude to unload the truck by himself..so basically he and my mom moved her in..when she finally comes back, she's all pissed off and ripping boxes open saying that she wants to get shit in order so she can go visit my brother (her husband) down in port canaveral where his ship is pulling in...so now she has a sense of urgency..
THE RESULT:
So here's whats going to happen..when my little brother gets out of the navy and I see him again, I'm going to punch him in the face...I told him she was a piece of shit, I told my parents she was a piece of shit..but no one listened....I told everyone that she is crazy and while the little guy is in the navy she is going to be our problem..I really don't like her..I've tried so hard to be understanding and all but this was the last straw...I love my nephew to death..but I can't stand her..I'm sorry..she's rude, dirty, and just a lazy piece of shit..oh well..
THE GOOD NEWS:
I always have good news..I've been asked to teach a course I designed at the police academy..I'm the man!! So, there's that..and I'm having a baby..love it!!!
PTFO!!
Fair Winds!!!




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salome:
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