So check this out..
I was trying to get home from Lakeland today on I-4, and it was around 5:30 so traffic was a huge bitch!! (no shit, I know) But!! I see traffic backed up ahead of me and two state troopers apparently escorting some kind of vehicle caravan down the highway..now they are in the right lane and going super slow so it was backing up traffic even more!! I figure it has to be some kind of construction otherwise why would they do it right inthe middle of the day..I see a few vans so I figure maybe some high profile or super dangerous prisoners, in which case go ahead, take all the time you need..I'm still getting pissed though cuz I'm an impatient prick and I can't figure out what the hell is going on..Well, finally I get close enough and I'm looking at all the vehicles in this convoy and for the life I can't figure out what the fuck they are doing..meanwhile every other asshole in front of me and behind is slowing way down and staring which is pissing me off further..
So finally I come to this pick up truck with some sort of crazy scaffolding on the front of it, I get up next to it and I look over and it dawns on me...THEY ARE MAKING A FUCKING MOVIE!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!? HOLDING UP TRAFFIC LIKE THAT FOR A FUCKING MOVIE!! Rush hour is bad enough without all that stupid shit..so get fucked I started beeping and flipping them off and yelling and causing a huge commotion..So the guy with the camera turns it towards and waves...So who knows maybe I'll be in a movie in the near future..cocksuckers better pay me I'll tell you what!!
I didn't see who was in the truck so I don't know even know where to look..I'll be pissed if it's some stupid fucking chick flick like, "Shall We Dance" or "A Walk to Remember." Either way, bastards better pay up!!
Other than that, this evil bitch that totally made my passed two years at work complete shit is finally leaving!! It's amazing how one dumb cunt who thinks she is better than she really is can totally fuck up a perfectly well oiled machine..Maybe now we can finally get some work done!
Anyhow, believe it or not I'm a happy guy today!! I got a few new cigars that I'm trying out, Acid and Java...we'll see how it goes!
Fair Winds.....
Chuck Norris doesn't die, he just walks it off
I was trying to get home from Lakeland today on I-4, and it was around 5:30 so traffic was a huge bitch!! (no shit, I know) But!! I see traffic backed up ahead of me and two state troopers apparently escorting some kind of vehicle caravan down the highway..now they are in the right lane and going super slow so it was backing up traffic even more!! I figure it has to be some kind of construction otherwise why would they do it right inthe middle of the day..I see a few vans so I figure maybe some high profile or super dangerous prisoners, in which case go ahead, take all the time you need..I'm still getting pissed though cuz I'm an impatient prick and I can't figure out what the hell is going on..Well, finally I get close enough and I'm looking at all the vehicles in this convoy and for the life I can't figure out what the fuck they are doing..meanwhile every other asshole in front of me and behind is slowing way down and staring which is pissing me off further..
So finally I come to this pick up truck with some sort of crazy scaffolding on the front of it, I get up next to it and I look over and it dawns on me...THEY ARE MAKING A FUCKING MOVIE!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!? HOLDING UP TRAFFIC LIKE THAT FOR A FUCKING MOVIE!! Rush hour is bad enough without all that stupid shit..so get fucked I started beeping and flipping them off and yelling and causing a huge commotion..So the guy with the camera turns it towards and waves...So who knows maybe I'll be in a movie in the near future..cocksuckers better pay me I'll tell you what!!
I didn't see who was in the truck so I don't know even know where to look..I'll be pissed if it's some stupid fucking chick flick like, "Shall We Dance" or "A Walk to Remember." Either way, bastards better pay up!!
Other than that, this evil bitch that totally made my passed two years at work complete shit is finally leaving!! It's amazing how one dumb cunt who thinks she is better than she really is can totally fuck up a perfectly well oiled machine..Maybe now we can finally get some work done!
Anyhow, believe it or not I'm a happy guy today!! I got a few new cigars that I'm trying out, Acid and Java...we'll see how it goes!
Fair Winds.....
Chuck Norris doesn't die, he just walks it off
red_flynn:
Traffic certainly does suck and hollywood doesn't really need to be fucking around and making it worse.
deadlysarah:
Why the hell would anyone want to shoot a movie around here? Well, not around here, but you knwo what I mean.